... Don't like coal.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave canthelp_myself a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole illtell_youmine's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I helped enduringcharm across the street (6 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-49 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
samtwopointoh