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"And then, one fateful day (Oct. 8), a runaway asteroid, believed by scientists to be nearly twice the diameter ofthe late Orson Welles, slammed into the Earth and killed the dinosaurs, who by sheer bad luck all happened to be standing right where it landed. The massive impact turned the dinosaurs, via a process called photosynthesis, into oil; this oil was then gradually covered with a layer of sand, which in turn was gradually covered by a layer of people who hate each other, and thus the Middle East wasformed."
---Dave Barry
---Dave Barry