Hey, John! This is Charlie! Dib says that you are taking him to the porn store and he totally says I can come! Except Allison says I should ask you first. So I'm asking! As we responsible adults do. It would be rude otherwise. Can I?
He squicked you. Really. Is this /b/? [ So much sighing. ] This is the part where I point out that you have never been a prostitute, no matter what you say you do with your nights.
You can go. WITH the caveat that you do not just attempt to freak Dib out until we have left the premises and are in the car.
Nobody talks about it at my nightjob. It just is. And it's only squicky cause it's Dib. He's turning into my Brother Person. It's weird. I dunno how he did that! Here I was just minding my own business and suddenly-wham! Dib. I dunno how you guys do that to me.
But I can? Really? Awesome! Thank you, John! I promise; no freaking. That's what Gaz is for!
I'm sure no one talks about a lot of things regarding your nightjob.
That's because you give off this whole aura of 'someone needs to look out for me or I'll skip merrily off a cliff face'. Expect lots of semi-adopting, Charlie.
Yes, you can. Try not to be too giddy about it, and bring your own money. And ID because you of all of us is so going to get carded.
A cliff face? Where would I even find a cliff in Gotham? I was fine. But jeez. That explains, like, so much about my life. All this time I thought those older guys were being creepy.
Understood. No happiness, check. Grr.Arg. Tax deductibles. Adulthood.
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You can go. WITH the caveat that you do not just attempt to freak Dib out until we have left the premises and are in the car.
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But I can? Really? Awesome! Thank you, John! I promise; no freaking. That's what Gaz is for!
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That's because you give off this whole aura of 'someone needs to look out for me or I'll skip merrily off a cliff face'. Expect lots of semi-adopting, Charlie.
Yes, you can. Try not to be too giddy about it, and bring your own money. And ID because you of all of us is so going to get carded.
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Understood. No happiness, check. Grr.Arg. Tax deductibles. Adulthood.
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[ PFFT. ]
No giddiness, happiness is applicable, you still wouldn't have to worry about tax deductibles.
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Still bring it. Having ID doesn't change that you look sixteen on a good day.
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I like to think I look a young seventeen.
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Yeah. A three years younger seventeen.
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