So……. I checked out my car.
Tires - 31 psi all around.
Battery - cleaned and sprayed the connectors.
Oil - Low, I put in a quart.
Transmission - fine.
Brakes - fine.
Radiator - Low, I put in some coolant.
I bought vacuum bags. $2.70 at walmart. Not a bad deal. The tax made it come to $3.00 even, which I think is a great idea. Much better than rounding everything to the nearest .99. I mean do you know how many pennies I have? A lot.
Here’s a fake survey.
1) Name / Age / Style?
Sam / 23 / Rock ‘n Roll Literati
2) Which of the Smurfs do you most relate to?
Clockwork Smurf. I never felt like I was born so much as invented.
3) Have you ever killed a man? (on purpose or accident)
A man? No, not directly. But that’s for the courts to decide.
4) What are you currently reading?
“How to Live With a Neurotic” by Ellis. It’s pretty funny. I looked it up online and a lot of people take it seriously. It’s written in the fifties though. Do you know what psychology was in the fifties? fucking hilarious!
5) Open your calculator, pick a number, devide it by pi, subtract the answer from 100, hit COS, then TAN, now add your age, subtract 5. the answer! NOW!!
17.9969258280154798567379811086
6) If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
Lion-o, I’m basically a ten year old trapped in a man’s body because of some damned faulty stasis chamber.
7) Time, space, and plausibility not withstanding; who would you want to meet, marry, or have sex with?
Jane Goodall on all acounts. No doubt about it. But Jane Goodall when she looked like this:
then she gets old and
awesome old lady!!
8) Ever been in a fight? Did you win?
Ha!
9) What decade had worse pants 80’s or 90’s?
90’s I guess. The wastes waists were so high and people still weren’t quite over jeans that were anything but blue.
10) If you could kill one person of your choice (anyone living) and never EVER be caught for it, would you? Who?
Well I don’t think one person would do much good. If everyone got the choice, I say we team up and take out the Republicans. But we’ll need to organize. Who’s with me!?!
Battery - cleaned and sprayed the connectors.
Oil - Low, I put in a quart.
Transmission - fine.
Brakes - fine.
Radiator - Low, I put in some coolant.
I bought vacuum bags. $2.70 at walmart. Not a bad deal. The tax made it come to $3.00 even, which I think is a great idea. Much better than rounding everything to the nearest .99. I mean do you know how many pennies I have? A lot.
Here’s a fake survey.
1) Name / Age / Style?
Sam / 23 / Rock ‘n Roll Literati
2) Which of the Smurfs do you most relate to?
Clockwork Smurf. I never felt like I was born so much as invented.
3) Have you ever killed a man? (on purpose or accident)
A man? No, not directly. But that’s for the courts to decide.
4) What are you currently reading?
“How to Live With a Neurotic” by Ellis. It’s pretty funny. I looked it up online and a lot of people take it seriously. It’s written in the fifties though. Do you know what psychology was in the fifties? fucking hilarious!
5) Open your calculator, pick a number, devide it by pi, subtract the answer from 100, hit COS, then TAN, now add your age, subtract 5. the answer! NOW!!
17.9969258280154798567379811086
6) If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
Lion-o, I’m basically a ten year old trapped in a man’s body because of some damned faulty stasis chamber.
7) Time, space, and plausibility not withstanding; who would you want to meet, marry, or have sex with?
Jane Goodall on all acounts. No doubt about it. But Jane Goodall when she looked like this:
then she gets old and
awesome old lady!!
8) Ever been in a fight? Did you win?
Ha!
9) What decade had worse pants 80’s or 90’s?
90’s I guess. The wastes waists were so high and people still weren’t quite over jeans that were anything but blue.
10) If you could kill one person of your choice (anyone living) and never EVER be caught for it, would you? Who?
Well I don’t think one person would do much good. If everyone got the choice, I say we team up and take out the Republicans. But we’ll need to organize. Who’s with me!?!