Cars and women
Men love cars and men love women. At the risk of being called a male chauvinist, misogynist , prick and much more I am gonna write this post, since no one other than me reads it, nor will it ever appear in the Google search results. The more I think of the two, the more they seem to have in common.
Here are some of the similarities:
Their value depreciates as they get older. In fact, there is a huge difference in value between a brand new one and a used one.
If you don't service them regularly, they get sore.
Their is a maintenance cost involved if you want to have them work as you want.
You must drive them carefully or you might end up in accidents, sometimes fatal.
Sometimes they are upset and won't work for no reason at all.
Even the ugly ones look good with the right accessories.
This holds true for both: The curvier, the better.
If you have enough cash you can get a sexy one.
And if you are super rich like Hugh Hefner, you can have many of them.
They are more noisy as they get older.
If you are not able to sense the reason for the noise, they might become dysfunctional all of a sudden.
You should be careful while choosing the model you want, it's difficult to change them later.
Their appearances can be deceptive.
They look better without the covers.
I could go on and on about it, but I want to write about some miracle that I sincerely wish would happen some day.
I wish women would come ready made out of factory in different models with different price tags just as cars do, so that you didn't have to go through the hardship of courtship to get one.Then a lot of my wishes would come true.
They would have an ignition key and a central locking system so that you could shut them off when you are not riding them, and no one else could ride them without your permission.You could choose the ones with bigger boots. You could dispose them easily when they got really annoying. You could jack them up whenever you liked and they wouldn't complain. At this point I realize that I am sounding gross, so I am gonna control my imagination from running wild and end this post here.
Here are some of the similarities:
Their value depreciates as they get older. In fact, there is a huge difference in value between a brand new one and a used one.
If you don't service them regularly, they get sore.
Their is a maintenance cost involved if you want to have them work as you want.
You must drive them carefully or you might end up in accidents, sometimes fatal.
Sometimes they are upset and won't work for no reason at all.
Even the ugly ones look good with the right accessories.
This holds true for both: The curvier, the better.
If you have enough cash you can get a sexy one.
And if you are super rich like Hugh Hefner, you can have many of them.
They are more noisy as they get older.
If you are not able to sense the reason for the noise, they might become dysfunctional all of a sudden.
You should be careful while choosing the model you want, it's difficult to change them later.
Their appearances can be deceptive.
They look better without the covers.
I could go on and on about it, but I want to write about some miracle that I sincerely wish would happen some day.
I wish women would come ready made out of factory in different models with different price tags just as cars do, so that you didn't have to go through the hardship of courtship to get one.Then a lot of my wishes would come true.
They would have an ignition key and a central locking system so that you could shut them off when you are not riding them, and no one else could ride them without your permission.You could choose the ones with bigger boots. You could dispose them easily when they got really annoying. You could jack them up whenever you liked and they wouldn't complain. At this point I realize that I am sounding gross, so I am gonna control my imagination from running wild and end this post here.