you don't see me at all.
I am lame but Maynard makes me laugh so much. I download all the live Tool and A Perfect Circle shows i can find mainly so i can hear his lame jokes in between songs. The songs are great and sometimes you get lucky and hear some really cool new solo or new lyrics to a song but mostly he fucking cracks me up. I wasn't in the best mood but now i'm really happy.. just because i'm listening to the Halloween show from this year in San Antonio, and he was like Merry Christmas everyone.. and playing it off like it was christmas talking about how everyone should be home with their families. Then he introduced the band, and he said here is jordie white on bass otherwise known as Twiggy Ramirez, here is James Iha on guitar otherwise known as Burt Reynolds, billy howerdel is playing a gay drunk sailor, and maynard james keenan as bozo the clown and of course ... we have josh freese as a flower pot. LOL man, i'm not even drunk. It just cracks me up.
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Maynard: Jordie, don't you think these people are good dancers?
Jordie: us or them?
Maynard: Billy, don't you think these people are good dancers?
Billy: us or them?
Maynard: those people out there.
Billy: yes, they're fantastic dancers.
Maynard: well, since you all are fantastic dancers, we're gonna play a song we don't usually play, it's a song about anal sex.
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Maynard: thanks for coming down to the first to the first official show of the fall tour in texas in this place in this time. Hopefully you've all been good this year that was santa brings you something tasty. But i know you've all been good tonight and that counts for next year ya know. I think that if you're really good you'll go home and buy 6 copies or our new album and give them to your friends.
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Maynard: Jordie, don't you think these people are good dancers?
Jordie: us or them?
Maynard: Billy, don't you think these people are good dancers?
Billy: us or them?
Maynard: those people out there.
Billy: yes, they're fantastic dancers.
Maynard: well, since you all are fantastic dancers, we're gonna play a song we don't usually play, it's a song about anal sex.
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Maynard: thanks for coming down to the first to the first official show of the fall tour in texas in this place in this time. Hopefully you've all been good this year that was santa brings you something tasty. But i know you've all been good tonight and that counts for next year ya know. I think that if you're really good you'll go home and buy 6 copies or our new album and give them to your friends.