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Baby,
I found a good one!
Love,
Your Bitch
"A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, 'Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!' The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener.'"
To explain... Sota and I like to tell each other blonde jokes lately, har-dee-har-har.
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I'm so tired and my sleep routine is all fucked up. Maybe I shouldn't have done that @#%$ the other night. Oh well, I had a blast. Can't wait until this weekend. I need to get my nails re-done.
Who has the sexiest piece of man ass?
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Ain't nothing like beating a dead horse, riding it through a
ghost town
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Why do I love emo music so much? Perhaps it's because I love hearing a man scream. I'd like a full diagnostic. Thanks LJ.