baby, all those curves and me with no brakes
Right now I am going to share with you my favorite pick-up lines from a great book I bought at a bargain book store. It is a truly beautiful book....so enjoy!
If your ass was a table, I'd lay my drink on you.
When I look into your eyes I feel like I should rip your clothes off.
Comeback: And when I look into your eyes I feel like I should call the police.
You're so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? (to the point I'd say)
You have the perfect size breasts. What's your name, shorty?
Are you old enough to keep me out of jail?
Please, please help me. You're so sweet I think I've got diabetes.
You're so fin I'd give you my wife's food stamps.
Jean-Claude van DAMN! You fine!
Hey, girl. You're cute and sexy, and I have a legal job. What more could we want?
Sexy, can I suck your toes?
anywho..that's my installment for today...but there will be more to come....
If your ass was a table, I'd lay my drink on you.
When I look into your eyes I feel like I should rip your clothes off.
Comeback: And when I look into your eyes I feel like I should call the police.
You're so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? (to the point I'd say)
You have the perfect size breasts. What's your name, shorty?
Are you old enough to keep me out of jail?
Please, please help me. You're so sweet I think I've got diabetes.
You're so fin I'd give you my wife's food stamps.
Jean-Claude van DAMN! You fine!
Hey, girl. You're cute and sexy, and I have a legal job. What more could we want?
Sexy, can I suck your toes?
anywho..that's my installment for today...but there will be more to come....