my name is denver max and i eat heart attacks
okay yesterday i decide to do what? skate my first handrail. i swear this is the steepest, not exactly the lowest, must crusty thing ever. its a six rail that has been de-knobbed and like has the itiest kink that is about
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^ yay big. so i look at it. try to adjust to the area the rail and thinking how im going to get on this thing that i despise so damn much. the hand rail. so i get on and i develope a thing were i roll up twice then try. this system works until i adapt to the rail. so i keep trying and i hit my right foot once and keep going.
rails are so damn scary
so i get a rew close calls were i have to avoid the rail and i have to run on the rail. and boom. first handrail slam ever. i under ollie and just boom over. im on the ground trying to comprehend what just happened. and im thinking man i could do this thing i just gotta commit. so i come to my senses and im like okay three trys and im over it. roll up. over ollie land way to high on the rail, lean back shoot out, flail and then land and roll my ankle just BOOM i hobble and think what the fuck did i doo. in other words im out. skating sucks and i have the worst board ever. so thats it. i died.
handrails are war you take down 20 and sarge wants 20 more-marc johnson
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^ yay big. so i look at it. try to adjust to the area the rail and thinking how im going to get on this thing that i despise so damn much. the hand rail. so i get on and i develope a thing were i roll up twice then try. this system works until i adapt to the rail. so i keep trying and i hit my right foot once and keep going.
rails are so damn scary
so i get a rew close calls were i have to avoid the rail and i have to run on the rail. and boom. first handrail slam ever. i under ollie and just boom over. im on the ground trying to comprehend what just happened. and im thinking man i could do this thing i just gotta commit. so i come to my senses and im like okay three trys and im over it. roll up. over ollie land way to high on the rail, lean back shoot out, flail and then land and roll my ankle just BOOM i hobble and think what the fuck did i doo. in other words im out. skating sucks and i have the worst board ever. so thats it. i died.
handrails are war you take down 20 and sarge wants 20 more-marc johnson