AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Not only is this day totally a disaster, nooo... I'd like to show you the reality of the DATING MADNESS of my life too!
You know movie's like "The ugly truth" and "Email 4 U" and shit..?! Yes?
Let me tell you this... IT'S ALL SO UTTERLY NOT TRUE I want to cry right now... and yes, I once loved the movie Email 4 you... so what. I was naive. *sighs* But now... I know I like to joke around about being crazy and so on, but... I'm not. Not really. I mean, I hope I'm not... because, there must be a reason why I tend to mostly draw totally batshit crazy psychos or really perverted bastards in, like the flame the moths... or not? Am I secretly crazy and really, really ugly so I don't deserve the normal and pretty guys? No? Yes?
Let me show a few examples...
I know girls sometimes say "You're cute" or something similiar dumb to or about guys... but certainly they don't mean THIS?
*cough* so gay *cough* uh, I meant...seriously? ^^;;
But it comes better, when you scroll through a list full of profiles you can choose the guys by their um... very thoughtful titles?
The second one means translated "writing forbidden"... my favourite is "Obey your master", lol
Oh and this very... um... nice...? gentlemen...? here... isn't he just son-in-law material? <3
Or does he just SCREAM "I wanna play a little with girls" in a VERY creepy way to you like he did to me? He writes in his profile: "I want to spend some time with a nice girl. I just wanna play ;-) gg, but serious relationships are not impossible. Without financial interest, please. Sorry boys, am strictly hetero."
... um, yeah. I almost can't resist to write this guy, he's so... ALMOST!
Oh, but the winner is definitely here!
Translation: smelly_feet_m: <--- take a sniff
Without. Words.
... So... REALLY? Do I deserve this??! I know I did a few not so nice things in life, god... but REALLY?! oO;
The ironic thing is, I'm not even looking anymore for a relationship... I just wanted to have a little fun, and that's what came out of it. Lucky me. _._ Kill me right now, PLEASE!
You know what I'm gonna do later? Celebrating this FUCKING DAY with my friend Liz and a tequila night... MUCH, MUCH tequila...
You know movie's like "The ugly truth" and "Email 4 U" and shit..?! Yes?
Let me tell you this... IT'S ALL SO UTTERLY NOT TRUE I want to cry right now... and yes, I once loved the movie Email 4 you... so what. I was naive. *sighs* But now... I know I like to joke around about being crazy and so on, but... I'm not. Not really. I mean, I hope I'm not... because, there must be a reason why I tend to mostly draw totally batshit crazy psychos or really perverted bastards in, like the flame the moths... or not? Am I secretly crazy and really, really ugly so I don't deserve the normal and pretty guys? No? Yes?
Let me show a few examples...
I know girls sometimes say "You're cute" or something similiar dumb to or about guys... but certainly they don't mean THIS?
*cough* so gay *cough* uh, I meant...seriously? ^^;;
But it comes better, when you scroll through a list full of profiles you can choose the guys by their um... very thoughtful titles?
The second one means translated "writing forbidden"... my favourite is "Obey your master", lol
Oh and this very... um... nice...? gentlemen...? here... isn't he just son-in-law material? <3
Or does he just SCREAM "I wanna play a little with girls" in a VERY creepy way to you like he did to me? He writes in his profile: "I want to spend some time with a nice girl. I just wanna play ;-) gg, but serious relationships are not impossible. Without financial interest, please. Sorry boys, am strictly hetero."
... um, yeah. I almost can't resist to write this guy, he's so... ALMOST!
Oh, but the winner is definitely here!
Translation: smelly_feet_m: <--- take a sniff
Without. Words.
... So... REALLY? Do I deserve this??! I know I did a few not so nice things in life, god... but REALLY?! oO;
The ironic thing is, I'm not even looking anymore for a relationship... I just wanted to have a little fun, and that's what came out of it. Lucky me. _._ Kill me right now, PLEASE!
You know what I'm gonna do later? Celebrating this FUCKING DAY with my friend Liz and a tequila night... MUCH, MUCH tequila...