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If any monsters come in here then I will be very cross
I will punch and kick and bite
I will kick them in the botty and vulva too
And tip them down the loo
So they land in poo
Then roll them in jam and in drawing pins ...
DD has been getting nervous of monsters ('even though i know there are no such things as monsters sometimes I get a little bit scared of them') upstairs lately. It sounds like she is finding a way to cope with this fear. This is part of the song she is singing to herself on the loo.
I will kick them in the eyes
I will kick them in the head
I will kick them in the penises
I will kick them where they don't like
I can put soap in their eyes
or in their hair
or up their noses
or down their pants
or anywhere they don't want it to be.
But only if they're bad
and then they will have to be good
For the rest of the day
or until they are dead,
until they are de-e-e-e-ead!
Well if I was a bad monster, I'd be nervous.
Good idea I guess but where does she pick this stuff up? 'Drawing pins and jam'?!?!?! Perhaps I should take a leaf out of Terry Pratchett's book and buy her a poker.
I will punch and kick and bite
I will kick them in the botty and vulva too
And tip them down the loo
So they land in poo
Then roll them in jam and in drawing pins ...
DD has been getting nervous of monsters ('even though i know there are no such things as monsters sometimes I get a little bit scared of them') upstairs lately. It sounds like she is finding a way to cope with this fear. This is part of the song she is singing to herself on the loo.
I will kick them in the eyes
I will kick them in the head
I will kick them in the penises
I will kick them where they don't like
I can put soap in their eyes
or in their hair
or up their noses
or down their pants
or anywhere they don't want it to be.
But only if they're bad
and then they will have to be good
For the rest of the day
or until they are dead,
until they are de-e-e-e-ead!
Well if I was a bad monster, I'd be nervous.
Good idea I guess but where does she pick this stuff up? 'Drawing pins and jam'?!?!?! Perhaps I should take a leaf out of Terry Pratchett's book and buy her a poker.