missing jewcamp

Nov 04, 2005 21:22

ok, so i dont know how to properly add pics to my lj lol, tear....tis ok though, i forgive myself....so wat did i wanna talk bout neway???
haloween- crazy ass holiday this yr lol...it was gonna suk b/c had 2 major tests n an inclas essay which i bombed but it was kewl b/c my friends came to my rescue n forced me outta my house w/out shoes on haha...trick or treated w/ them for a while n had fun!! haha then went to melly's bat mitzvah rehersal, its nxt weekend!!! went shopping w/ my mommy last sunday.....twas kewl n got zee HOTTEST SHOES EVERRRR killler black heels teeheehee, wen i figure out how to put pics on this damn thing i will show u them haha.....this week went by in a blurrrrrr......fencing meeting today which was fun.....mr. hymen said he'd be our advisor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haahah, can u tell that im excited?? its gonna rock haha....later went to hillside n hung out w/ my peeps lol then netta came ova n we chilled for a bit, i luvvvvvv that chicky.....ok, so b/c im missing camp a shitload here's a myspace thingy which is SOOO TRUEEEEEE, c'est TRES vrai!!!

TO ALL THE TRUE CAMP PEOPLE OUT THERE: YOU KNOW YOU’RE A CAMP "LIFER" IF…

80% of your clothing shows evidence of tie-dye.

Abnormality is a compliment.

ACA standards are met religiously.

--All your camp friends could be clinically classified as either pyromaniacs, multiple personalities, or obsessive compulsive.

--Being at home makes you campsick.

--Dressing up only involves slightly cleaner clothes.

--Everything you have has your initials on it.

--It’s socially acceptable to cry in front of your entire bunk.

--Most of your stories start with "and then there was this one time, at camp..."

--Peanut butter is its own food group.

Sandal/watch tan lines are a competition.

--Screaming and running at the same time is a coveted skill.

--Sharpies and duct tape are worth more than gold.

Water cures all ills.

--Camp has been over for 22 minutes, and you're already thinking about next summer.

You are convinced that there is no way you can date someone who is not a camp guy/girl, because no one else really understands.

--You can burst into song about anything.

You can have a heated discussion over the differences/advantages between GaGa & 4-square.

You can make anything out of duct tape, including band-aids.

--You can make up a song about anything. (im a happy magician..)

--You can shampoo, wash, and shave your legs, etc in less than 5 minutes.

--You can think of 50 ways to use a bandanna off the top of your head.

--You can walk the woodsy paths at night without a flashlight.

--You feel weird when you're not linking arms with someone.

--You don't think non-camp people can understand your summer life.

You've made friends with the "office people" or the camp nurse just so you have a place to hang out.

--You eat ketchup with everything.

--You ever wonder why camp people give the best hugs.

--You go to school just to fill time between summers.

You have a camp set of clothes.

You have a collection of outfits for theme weeks.

--You have about 20 mosquito bites in 1 square inch of skin.

--You have an entire volume of camp-friendly mixed CDs.

--You have ever tried to dance inside a moving vehicle. (constantly)

--Your friends life goals are to go to medical school / law school...yours is to be a color war captain. (sing captain)

--You have no clue what's on TV until mid-September, cause you never watch it at camp.

You know all 753 1/2 verses of "Boom-Chica Boom."

You know exactly how to get to camp from home by car, boat, plane or any other means of transportation.

--You know that laughter, hiccups, sneezes, itching, and yawns are contagious.

--You can be blindfolded and lost in a remote location - and you'll still know exactly how to get to camp.

--You were disappointed to find that you cant major in "camp."

--You never refuse free food.

--You refer to your counselors as your big sisters/brothers.

--You save anything and everything you've ever made in arts & crafts with your friends.

--You still enjoy the same songs you did at 5 years old.

--You value the friendship bracelet you got at carnival last summer more than any other piece of jewelry.

You write song parodies for fun.

--Your "real-world" friends have ever limited you to only 5 camp stories a day.

--Your barter system relies on hugs, backrubs, and chocolate exchanges.

--Your closer with your bunk than with your own family.

You long for bug juice in winter.

--Your friends know you're never home from June till September.

--Your idea of a good song starts with the words "This is a repeat after me song." (down on the banks of the ohio)

--Your primary method of diplomatic resolution is rock, paper, and scissors.

--Your tan lines are also your dirt lines.

--Your teachers know you as a camp person.

--Your voice quality at the end of the week is inversely proportionate to how good it was.

--Your water bottle and windbreaker are as essential as your underwear.

--Your year only has two seasons. (Summer and Non-summer)

--You’ve ever had to read a policy on bathroom usage. (potty rules)

--You’ve ever written a paper about camp for a class.

You refer to all your friends as "dude" even though you live no where near the west coast.

You’ve used your frozen Nalgene as an icepack.

--You’ve written down the camp address instead of your own.

You know exactly who will repost this bulletin.

omgooodnessss, ne camp ppl would totally agree w/ me!!! MACHON 06 BABY!!!!!!
~Sammy
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