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OHHH man...oh man. Probably the funniest night of my life. I guess I'll start at the beginning. I got tm'ed by Paul telling me I had to go to the mall with him (haha I like that...not even asking anymore). So we met at the farm around 2 because I had to work at 4 anyway so I just left it there..ya know. We go there, walked around for about an hour, bought movies for movie night #2!..got bored..went back to his house for a few to pick out more movies..met his parents (haha oooh boy) and he dropped me off at work. Yup..this is where the fun begins!! My car was attacked by several Farm employees (AKA..Katie, Cassandra, Chris, Doug, Lindsay, and I think Michelle) YOU GUYS SUCK! lol I had notes all over my car from them saying "Sam come back to us", "Paul has taken you away from us!" oh and my favorite: " You suck! I am mad you did not come in and say hi. You bitch. It hurts!" hahaha. Then it was Chris' last night so we basically didn't do anything. A little bit of drama in between...got pissed...told Dale to give me some fuckin bacon and he told me to shut the fuck up hahaha. Had a grand little chat with Dan about it. Everything was resolved when Paul and Micha showed up around 8 and DEMANDED food haha. They told me that they were gonna leave us tips...so they sat down in the booth and wrote us a "pep" note about how we should cook and serve our food with pride lol. Then they left to do whatever boys do when they're alone with each other. They returned at 9:30 saying that I had to cook them food then...after i cleaned the whole grill area by myself. So I made them french fries and they were happy. Then they start chucking fries at me while im cleaning so i tell Chris to take the broom, pretend she's sweeping and throw cherries at them...she agreed...then threw the cherry at me! Soooo WAR! I took a handfull of icecream and we had a chasedown! All the way around the grill, outside, hahaha, paul and micha were in the window laughing their asses off. I totally nailed her on the back and so we went inside, grabbed ketchup and mustard bottles and started circling each other...and without the boys knowing we decided to alter our aggression from us to them...so while they thought we were gonna squirt each other we actually turned around and started running after them...The look on their face was friggan priceless haha. i just saw Micha and he's like OH SHIT!! RUN PAUL RUN!! So they book it out the door and me and Chris are running across the parking lot with customers laughing their asses off. They jump in their car and speed away. When I got out of work I see a fake parking ticket written by the two of them and french fries all over my car haha. Paul was coming back at 10:30 to pick me up for poker night at Micha's house so I stood around with this group of people who I met, they were pretty cool, and then Kelsi and her crew drove up next to me and pretty much kidnapped me so I would buy them cigs haha too funny. Then I went back to the farm and those kids were still there, this time making queerass videos of this kid rollerblading like a mad man..wicked funny. Paul showed up and we proceeded to M's house for a mad game of poka with his sis...very fun. And that was pretty much my night haha. I love you Chris!! We'll miss you!!!!