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Man oh man do I have some stories to tell!
Last weekend was my grandparent's 50th wedding anniversary. The actual wedding took place in some church at York and then the reception was at some country club in Newmarket. I had to pick up Jimi and Christi the night before and we all chilled out in Rochester. But I did get stopped at the friggan Portsmouth traffic circle for no reason because the cop was a complete dick. I got off with a warning...a warning for what I have no idea because I didn't do anything wrong lol. My brother wanted to beat the shit outta him but whatever. Then we went to the liquour store to get stuff and the woman refused to sell to them because I was there so we just went to Dover instead. We definetly got fucked at the ole Portsmouth traffic circle that day though.
7am rolled around and we got ready for the 50th thing. It was so friggan romantic..they walked down the isle to some song and then all 17 grandchildren walked in and gave them a bundle of flowers. The reception was fun too except they were friggan carding people at the open bar! Lindsay came over to me and told me that so we just got people to get us stuff. Then a little while into the party the bartender came over to us and told us that if we were drinking then he'd have to shut the bar down haha. He never did...loser.
Lindsay: Does Amy know that she's flirting with our cousin?
Me: Doubt it...let's take pictures for blackmail!
We all went back to the beach for the after party party and that's when things get a little fuzzy. I remember a lot of Bahama Mamas lol. The next day we left for our lovely 24 hour road trip around 3. Around 12am we stopped at this rest stop in Penn. and Christi and I were reading these missing posters and kinda joking about them and stuff and this old old old woman came up to us and started going into the men's bathroom and Christi stopped her and told her where the woman's one was. The old woman was like, "oohhhh darling bless your heart!" and Christi started walking away. The old woman said, "Where are you going?" and Christi was like, "uhhh the...vending machines?" and she's like "No,no no where are you DRIVING to?" Christi's like, "oh, Georgia." That's when my mom walked over and she asked the woman if she was driving alone and the woman (she was holding rosery beads, mind you) said, "Oh no, I always travel with the higher power *points up*". My mom's like...ohhhh. And the woman said, "I'm going to Florida...would you mind if I followed you?" I don't know what my mom was smoking but she said yes and the old woman went to the bathroom. I'm not sure I've ever run so fast to the car before in my life hahaha. We all jumped in, locked the door and practically skidded out of there. We got back here around 5 yesterday. And I'm tired so I'll write more later.
50th Party