The Dimwit Legacy ISBI: 8.13
Hi! Welcome to the second-to-last installment of Dimwit Generation H8's terrible college years. Here's what happened last time, now let's move on. This will be a short but eventful update, I thought you should know.
We'll start off with this very normal display of Sim life.
Aldric: I was replaced? :(
Uh-oh, first ghostly appearance. Also, Cici looks sinister even in photo booth pictures.
Etienne: No fair I've really gotta go right now!
Cecile: I'LL MAKE YOU PEE YOUR PANTS!
One right after the other.
Aldric: What's to eat? Nothing? :(
Aldric: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE UP WITH MY WIFE DO YO HEAR ME?
Bryce: I won't I think she's ugleeeeeeee!
At least he didn't die.
Bested by Etienne. Emmeline must feel such chagrin.
Dormie Tara Saunders rang the bell voluntarily. Why are they shaking hands like they've never assaultedseen each other before?
Okay, that's more like it.
He has decided to forget how to feed himself.
Then I remembered that Sim life just isn't complete without the threat--I mean, possibility, of alien abduction.
Etienne: LOL yeh, I'm sure that everything you've heard about my sister is true, LOL!
Professor Jared is actually willing to converse with him.
Cecile: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE DINNER WHEN MY BROTHER'S LAME FIGHT IS IN MY WAY HAS ANYONE EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT HUH???
Etienne: I'm having all three of these.
After a night of intense hunger pangs, he finally remembered that he can make chocolate pudding.
Cecile: I doubt you'll even ever get married, unless there's some totally depraved soul who likes manchildren who go around in their underwear and eat nothing but chocolate pudding.
Emmeline: I wish it were Travis instead XD
And then suddenly this! What a shock! I knew Aldric was floating around, but I thought he was going to be a boring ghost--you know, the same way he was a boring Sim. And Cici, monster that she is, didn't even react to Emmeline's death, so I didn't notice in time to have her beg for Emmeline's life. Cici doesn't have a Resurrect o Nomitron in her inventory, and I can't remember if the Dimwits even have one. So, sorry Emmeline! Bested by someone as stupid as Etienne again!
P.S. I'm surprised and amused that Etienne is the only one on her policy. Such family.
Etienne: She was my only frrrrrriiiiiiiieeeeeeennnnnnd.
I can understand why he'd cry this time, but he barely knew Alejandro.
Cecile: I an sorry. :( At least she didn't get hit by a truck or something.
I'm really hoping Coachie shows up soon. We need Husband #3 for college year #3.
And who should waltz in to make sure Nadine was getting enough exercise?
Cecile: I've been a very good student. Physical education is totally my thing.
Coach Karl: I'M SOOOOOO IMPRESSED. MOST KIDS ARE SO LAZY. 8O
Cecile: Don't coaches usually teach driver's ed, too? Just so you know, I'm an excellent driver, too.
Coach Karl: What do you look like when you exercise? >:D
Cecile: So, maybe wanna start a thing?
Coach Karl: Noooo! You wear way too much makeup! Don't you understand that it only melts off during exercise, and then it looks awful?
Cecile: Have it your way.
LOL could she look any more evil?
Cecile: *punches him, makes him woozy*
Aww, Professor Jared served as witness to this wonderful marriage. That's so kind.
Oh no, Nadine is loose again! This time she can get through doors, though, so I guess it's okay.
~ THE NEXT MORNING ~
Cecile: Oh, no, Karl! I've started a fire trying to make breakfast! Don't stand too close! Hehhehheh.
Well, this fire really was unplanned, and it may prove to be convenient. Let's see what happens.
Cecile: Karl what are you doing? Are you crazy? >:D
Coach Karl: Ow my bum!
If he dies, I'll go ahead and count it toward the "Accidental Deaths" tally, because this was totally unplanned.
Grim Reaper: I'd say he's done. Well done.
And at last, Karl is gone! Along with everything in the kitchen, of course, but that's okay. Material things can be replaced; the important thing is that no one important got hurt.
Cecile: Then I guess it's safe to call the fire department.
LOL she just stood there looking evil! I think she's even more openly chilling than Ursula was.
Nadine: OF ALL THE TIMES TO BE LOCKED IN MY CAGE! D8
I noticed feathers flying and realized that poor Nadine was freaking out over the fire. Don't worry, Nadine, you'll survive.
In the midst of this drama, Etienne came back with a C+ to cap off his junior year. In more interesting news, Cici got some money out of Karl.
Etienne: That firefighter is H-O-T and not just because of her occupation yow!
Thanks for letting us know.
LOL! Oh my gosh, no one was meant to be a Black Widow the way Cecile is.
And then she immediately set out to disaster-clean the kitchen.
Well, goodbye Coach Karl, you dirty old man. You won't be missed. Like at all.
Etienne: Oh man you have no idea how this is gonna save my life! We just had a fire and my sister lost her husband and I don't feel up to making pudding and--
Pizza Lady: I QUIT.
Nadine: Now you get to find out what life in a cage is like!
That looks like it hurts. A lot.
I think we've had enough fires around here, thanks.
Etienne doesn't like being sexually objectified by a person in a cow suit. I can't say I blame him.
The next morning he had a bit of a dilemma. :(
Cici doesn't have anything better to do at the moment.
This moment, either.
Final year, and Bryce is going to be the final husband...at least as far as college goes. I'll probably wait until the last semester to marry him in, to minimize his risk of getting sniped by an angry ghost. Then if he can survive, Cici will take him home with her. So, do tune in next time to see how it goes!
ISBI Stats:
Torch-Holders: 10
Perma-Plat Sims: 9
Shrink Visits: 30
Fires: 7
Self-Wettings: 126
Pass-Outs: 84
Food Naps: 74
Sponge Baths: 72
Fights: 223
Accidental Deaths: 19
Resurrections: 14
Social Worker Visits: 1