(no subject)
so yeah I went to Joes after work on Saturday and all I asked of him is please dont be shit faced by the time I get there and of course he was. Then he wanted to punch this like 65 year old man cause they started talking shit to eachother. I got him to calm down and go to McDonalds with me. Then we are on his bed and we were "wrestling" and I look at his pillow and I see this plastic thing sticking out so I grabbed it and it was an open and un rolled condom. I FLIPPED OUT! I scream what the FUCK is this? turns out that his buddy Josh put it there and hoped that I would find it just to play a joke on Joe. Well, after I found it he turns around and gets mad at me cause he says that I didnt believe him that the condom wasnt his. well, I mean come on what am I suppose to think at that moment. So we just went to bed after that. Then the next day Joe's dad got a buck when he went hunting so I wanted to see it and I was thinking that it would just be laying on the ground NO this thing was hanging by its back legs and it was gutted from its chest to its back legs. Joe and his dad thought it was so funny to keep that lil detail a secret. Then Joe and his dad went hunting and I was just going to go home but Joe was all upset that I wasnt going to go bowling with him so I stayed with his mom and did these lil puzzle things. Then me and her got to talking about Joe, it was kind of a relief to get all that crap off of my chest and to her of all people. Then we went to the bowling alley and I won $10 WOOHOO go me.