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This kid in my Spanish class is hilarious.
We were talking about our weekend plans, and he was like, "Well, I might have a Saturday detention."
"Why?" I said.
"Because I depants-ed a sophomore boy," He said.
So I asked, "Where did you do it?"
And he said, "Oh, in the weight room for gym. In front of girls."
"Wait, just the pants, or the whole thing?"
"I depants-ed everything." I was really getting a kick out of this.
So then I started feeling bad for the sophomore boy and I asked the kid in my Spanish class why he did it.
And he went, "Because it was funny. And it's not my fault the kid has a SMALL WEINER!"
That was just about the funniest thing I had heard all day. And no, you don't need to remind me how immature I am.
We were talking about our weekend plans, and he was like, "Well, I might have a Saturday detention."
"Why?" I said.
"Because I depants-ed a sophomore boy," He said.
So I asked, "Where did you do it?"
And he said, "Oh, in the weight room for gym. In front of girls."
"Wait, just the pants, or the whole thing?"
"I depants-ed everything." I was really getting a kick out of this.
So then I started feeling bad for the sophomore boy and I asked the kid in my Spanish class why he did it.
And he went, "Because it was funny. And it's not my fault the kid has a SMALL WEINER!"
That was just about the funniest thing I had heard all day. And no, you don't need to remind me how immature I am.