Bud light presents...
Bud Light Presents: Finals Week Across The Nation
we salute you- stressed out college student. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks & aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting, and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD, along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab.
I liiiiike it.
anyway. most stressful school week ever. cannot even describe it.
can't wait to finish up & I will be done Thursday.
I am hanging here next weekend to show mags & becca boston...
and of course to party it up one last time before I am back home.
so, that means, you should all visit next weekend & we'll have a kickass party. =)
love,
Sam.
we salute you- stressed out college student. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks & aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting, and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD, along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab.
I liiiiike it.
anyway. most stressful school week ever. cannot even describe it.
can't wait to finish up & I will be done Thursday.
I am hanging here next weekend to show mags & becca boston...
and of course to party it up one last time before I am back home.
so, that means, you should all visit next weekend & we'll have a kickass party. =)
love,
Sam.