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Me and my sister are SO weird. The other day we were driving to the mall and we passed unclaimed furniture, and we just randomly started making up fweird stuff. We were like..."Unclaimed Furniture...you know it's really code for unclaimed children...that's where they keep the orphans...in unclaimed furniture...they lure them there and keep them there.." and then when we were stopped at the red light by that huge Walgreens beside the mall, we saw this little boy wandering around aimlessly near the highway in the large plot of grass by the Walgreens. Then this mini van pulled up in the parking lot and this woman rolled down the window and called out to the little boy, and the back door slid open and there were TONS of little children huddled inside, and the boy in the grass walked to the van and got inside like he was in some sort of trance. We were like, "O my ga! She just lured that kid to her van with the promise of goodies and treats! I bet she told him she could take him to a place with eternal supplies of candy (code for Unclaimed Furniture...what a bitch." We rolled down our windows and started screaming..."NO! Don't go with her! She's taking you to Unclaimed Furniture! Don't Go!!!" SOme people might say that that was probably just his mother, but I don't think so. It was the most sinister thing I've ever imagined.
Our little Halloween shindig was fun...besides the continuing problems with the 27" LCD television...thanks to me, Sarah, and Lauren for identifying the problem as "a short" it got repaired quickly. Thanks Brett and Lauren for being so hospitable and Sarah for the caramel apples...Martha would have done better though. Let me see your tootsie daddy...thwok thwok...haha. We also played the coolest game...pretend to throw stuff at people and then throw it at other people! I really wish Jared would just stop making those faces and fweird noises...it's just sad, you know? I wanna see Saw II and the Davinci Code. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory comes out Tuesday!!!
Well I got to go hurry and type of some notes about India...boring boring India...Oh yeah...the first of December, I'm putting in my two weeks notice and quitting my job. My aunt from Delaware just called my mom yesterday and said my uncle got some really bad reports and we really need to go. Were going at Christmas, but he might not even make it till then. The rat bastards at work would only give me three days off and that's not enough to fly up there and fly back, so I'm just going to quit...we're going to be gone for about nine days. I've never had a really close family member die and I'm really sad. I can always find another job...I may never get to see my uncle again, you know?
Sarah..you're gonna be sooo behind in Hamlet...just kiddin.
If I have to tolerate a certain person...some of you know of whom I speak...at my house one more night I think I'm going to go stay at my grandmothers. EVERY NIGHT!!! AHHH! I just really can't believe he's really at my house...lying on my couch...watching my movies...playing on my computer...eating my food...making out with my sister...ugh...i hate him with deep, passionate hatred.
Our little Halloween shindig was fun...besides the continuing problems with the 27" LCD television...thanks to me, Sarah, and Lauren for identifying the problem as "a short" it got repaired quickly. Thanks Brett and Lauren for being so hospitable and Sarah for the caramel apples...Martha would have done better though. Let me see your tootsie daddy...thwok thwok...haha. We also played the coolest game...pretend to throw stuff at people and then throw it at other people! I really wish Jared would just stop making those faces and fweird noises...it's just sad, you know? I wanna see Saw II and the Davinci Code. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory comes out Tuesday!!!
Well I got to go hurry and type of some notes about India...boring boring India...Oh yeah...the first of December, I'm putting in my two weeks notice and quitting my job. My aunt from Delaware just called my mom yesterday and said my uncle got some really bad reports and we really need to go. Were going at Christmas, but he might not even make it till then. The rat bastards at work would only give me three days off and that's not enough to fly up there and fly back, so I'm just going to quit...we're going to be gone for about nine days. I've never had a really close family member die and I'm really sad. I can always find another job...I may never get to see my uncle again, you know?
Sarah..you're gonna be sooo behind in Hamlet...just kiddin.
If I have to tolerate a certain person...some of you know of whom I speak...at my house one more night I think I'm going to go stay at my grandmothers. EVERY NIGHT!!! AHHH! I just really can't believe he's really at my house...lying on my couch...watching my movies...playing on my computer...eating my food...making out with my sister...ugh...i hate him with deep, passionate hatred.