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well really getting things done, but i had to dig up my entire past in order to progress.
*sigh* it's ok, i mean it's been alright... emotions i'd forgotten. i'm getting rid of some of it, but i want to keep some too because it's special and important.
on a lighter note! the amusing stuff, oh my god... so much. here's some i think people may have forgotten because i had!
aboe chairs.
emily shearwood - tipp-ex murderer.
vicTORian britain.
tor - the black dog with behavioural problems.
i'm not copying, i'm just looking to see what you've put.
drought - no rain for donkey's years.
where are you going to put your x?
a gros grand grass grain.
oh my god sam's from the lesbian feminist society (that was luke butler) and oh my god luke's a bender (that was my reply).
also some things that i don't even know what the hell they are and i have forgotten how to write proper sentences!
do you like my beautiful c___?
let's analyze how many times the man runs after he has hit the ball.
i'm just waiting for a couple more bodies.
well i was amused by it all. but i freed up some boxes so i can put other schitt in 'em now.
life.
oh and an 'edited' wakeathon letter. god i thought i was hilarious... guess i was ^^ but it was obviously a group effort from the handwriting:
Dear Parent/Guardian
On Friday 17th November 2000 we are holding a sponsored "Wankathon" to raise funds for the Gambia Wankers. Your son/daughter has expressed an interest in participating...
The students will remain wanking in the school all night with a group of supervsing stadd. We intend to offer a range of activites to keep us wanking, including: bouncy boobs pool and table dancing scalextric, pornstations, music, bands, TV, basketball and lots of competitions to win fabulous prizes! Refreshemnts will be available from the sausage bar and we will be holding a LARGE COCK.
We cannot expect everyone to wank all night, so we will provide porn.
Obviously, it is important that students understand that no vibrators will be permitted on the premises and that they are expected to wank constantly but most of all have fun!
Yours sincerely
MR P CHAPMAN
oh to be 14...
also, the faint! gotta love any song that opens with a line like "in the beginning there was semen".
*sigh* it's ok, i mean it's been alright... emotions i'd forgotten. i'm getting rid of some of it, but i want to keep some too because it's special and important.
on a lighter note! the amusing stuff, oh my god... so much. here's some i think people may have forgotten because i had!
aboe chairs.
emily shearwood - tipp-ex murderer.
vicTORian britain.
tor - the black dog with behavioural problems.
i'm not copying, i'm just looking to see what you've put.
drought - no rain for donkey's years.
where are you going to put your x?
a gros grand grass grain.
oh my god sam's from the lesbian feminist society (that was luke butler) and oh my god luke's a bender (that was my reply).
also some things that i don't even know what the hell they are and i have forgotten how to write proper sentences!
do you like my beautiful c___?
let's analyze how many times the man runs after he has hit the ball.
i'm just waiting for a couple more bodies.
well i was amused by it all. but i freed up some boxes so i can put other schitt in 'em now.
life.
oh and an 'edited' wakeathon letter. god i thought i was hilarious... guess i was ^^ but it was obviously a group effort from the handwriting:
Dear Parent/Guardian
On Friday 17th November 2000 we are holding a sponsored "Wankathon" to raise funds for the Gambia Wankers. Your son/daughter has expressed an interest in participating...
The students will remain wanking in the school all night with a group of supervsing stadd. We intend to offer a range of activites to keep us wanking, including: bouncy boobs pool and table dancing scalextric, pornstations, music, bands, TV, basketball and lots of competitions to win fabulous prizes! Refreshemnts will be available from the sausage bar and we will be holding a LARGE COCK.
We cannot expect everyone to wank all night, so we will provide porn.
Obviously, it is important that students understand that no vibrators will be permitted on the premises and that they are expected to wank constantly but most of all have fun!
Yours sincerely
MR P CHAPMAN
oh to be 14...
also, the faint! gotta love any song that opens with a line like "in the beginning there was semen".