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haha last night was too funny not to write about but i'm lazy so i'm gonna post lori's hysterical entry from last night
sooo tonight was quite possibly the greatest night of my life. i dont think i have ever laughed sooo freekin hard or had so much fun. im gonna break it down into segments for ya.
first, large crew of thugs walk by yelling Eat Meatttt at my sorority. no, no...we are NOT a vegetarian sorority. check Hippy fucking Lane for that one. then me and sam played swordfight with our candles at a place that we shouldnt have been doing that. i am disrespectful and an asshole- im not sorry. then we took our asses to the bar. caused a few scenes, where sam champion, my official drinking partner took the gold in the beer contest, and then it all came to a screeching halt when alicia chugged a beer in a cops face in the bar and when he asked her for ID she said,"hmm, i dont really have one. all i have is my Blood Donor card." as the cop is questioning her ( he was undercover by the way) i walk over to introduce myself to this weird man talking to my friend, when i get kicked away...and later see him escorting drunk, underage alicia to the cop car outside. to sum that up- she got a ticket and u know what it said??? Possession of alcohol by a minor. THATS RIGHT beyoches. and its being framed and hung on her wall. would anyone like to know why i didnt get arrested or ticketed? wellll..as the cop reached to grab me i yelled NOOOOO at him and threw a nice looking underage boy at him instead and proceeded to run around the two of them. ha. i win. he got arrested, i got drunk. dont EVER try to take away my bar priviliges u indian giver. so the night continued in the pizza place where some nice boys acknowledged our sorority shirts again and yelled EAT Pizza!!! thank u, you wise wise men. i wouldnt have thought to eat pizza in the pizza shop had u not been here. eventually, we ran out of things to do, and alicia saw something with its collar up that she wanted to do- so where did we go??? thats right mother fucker- BACK TO THE SAME BAR WE JUSTTTT GOT KICKED OUT OF! dont test me, i WILL go to the bar, and ur stupid cop authority will not stop me-go ahead, ticket us allll u want, we'll still go back, and will STILLL drink. so we went, got some poor kid to buy shots for 1/2 the sorority...chugged a beer...yelled STOP!ITS THE MOTHA FUCKIN WEEKEND at the top of our lungs...and saw alicia being asked to leave again. why u ask? bc the bouncer asked her if she just got a ticket there and she said yes. he laughed, clearly in shock at the golden balls she has to be back there..and told her she cant be there tonight- SHE GOT ARRESTED THERE. so we left, came back here...and danced to guster.
it doesnt get any better than this. i loveeee my girlsss. truly, the bestest friends everrrrrr.
ahhh fun ass times i love it
sooo tonight was quite possibly the greatest night of my life. i dont think i have ever laughed sooo freekin hard or had so much fun. im gonna break it down into segments for ya.
first, large crew of thugs walk by yelling Eat Meatttt at my sorority. no, no...we are NOT a vegetarian sorority. check Hippy fucking Lane for that one. then me and sam played swordfight with our candles at a place that we shouldnt have been doing that. i am disrespectful and an asshole- im not sorry. then we took our asses to the bar. caused a few scenes, where sam champion, my official drinking partner took the gold in the beer contest, and then it all came to a screeching halt when alicia chugged a beer in a cops face in the bar and when he asked her for ID she said,"hmm, i dont really have one. all i have is my Blood Donor card." as the cop is questioning her ( he was undercover by the way) i walk over to introduce myself to this weird man talking to my friend, when i get kicked away...and later see him escorting drunk, underage alicia to the cop car outside. to sum that up- she got a ticket and u know what it said??? Possession of alcohol by a minor. THATS RIGHT beyoches. and its being framed and hung on her wall. would anyone like to know why i didnt get arrested or ticketed? wellll..as the cop reached to grab me i yelled NOOOOO at him and threw a nice looking underage boy at him instead and proceeded to run around the two of them. ha. i win. he got arrested, i got drunk. dont EVER try to take away my bar priviliges u indian giver. so the night continued in the pizza place where some nice boys acknowledged our sorority shirts again and yelled EAT Pizza!!! thank u, you wise wise men. i wouldnt have thought to eat pizza in the pizza shop had u not been here. eventually, we ran out of things to do, and alicia saw something with its collar up that she wanted to do- so where did we go??? thats right mother fucker- BACK TO THE SAME BAR WE JUSTTTT GOT KICKED OUT OF! dont test me, i WILL go to the bar, and ur stupid cop authority will not stop me-go ahead, ticket us allll u want, we'll still go back, and will STILLL drink. so we went, got some poor kid to buy shots for 1/2 the sorority...chugged a beer...yelled STOP!ITS THE MOTHA FUCKIN WEEKEND at the top of our lungs...and saw alicia being asked to leave again. why u ask? bc the bouncer asked her if she just got a ticket there and she said yes. he laughed, clearly in shock at the golden balls she has to be back there..and told her she cant be there tonight- SHE GOT ARRESTED THERE. so we left, came back here...and danced to guster.
it doesnt get any better than this. i loveeee my girlsss. truly, the bestest friends everrrrrr.
ahhh fun ass times i love it