Another one bites the dust..
Well ANOTHER hurricane has come and gone, i dunno which one takes the cake...charley, francis, ivan, or jeanne...lets recap.
Here comes charley looks like its goin east coast...goes around and hits the west coast. ahhh! death and destruction everywhere...ahh...port charlotte and punta gorda = national disaster areas (haha the hurricane picked the 2 cites my cousins live in nice eh?) ok well that sums up the news rept. lol every1 i know that lived over there is A ok! haha
ok francis. a very storng what was it cat 5 or 4? o jeez i dont remember ok well it comes really fast towards us...but decides to stop over the bahamas lol! poor tiny islands...*tear* ok well it goes to a category 2 and hits florida at a whopping 8 mph around stuart..but wait it continually slows itself and gives us rain and wind...i was out walking my dogs and running around.. weeeee..lol! if i were to strap myself to a palm tree during a storm that wudda been the one. ok yadda yadda power outages yadda yadda. it gave me a 6 day labor day weekend...supposed to hit thurs...hit sunday..splendid. lol
ok then ivan..also looks like its coming rite 4 us..but nope it decides hey! hows jamaica doin...and no wait doesnt hit them either...it drew a line around jamaicas southern coast..never made landfall actually. ok...then its like woot cubaaa! and then keeps goin...reporters then say its goin 2 smash the fl coast. welllll not quite thanks...(weather people talk thru their ass lol) it goes toward the panhandlish..hits that region with alabama and louisiana getting shit too. then goes all the way up the us as a tropical depression or storm or some shit and then decides...i like the south better...turns the fuck around and comes back down thru texas....but wait..even better...one of ivans outer rain bands decides woo i wanna be biiggg...so it goes into the atlantic and is now forming itself into its own storm...uhh yea..thats fucked up.
ok then our most recent..jeanne..ok this one is gonna make ure head explode....here it comes weeee... and decides lets hit haiti as a tropical storm..and kills emmmm..1500 people...well haiti thats what u get for chopping down all ure trees. then goes towards fl and the bahamasish...and decides to make a u-turn (uhh ok...wtf!?) and then goes weee...a strong cat 3 hurricane hits the same fuckin place that francis does..nice. well as i layed in bed last nite and the wind was finding cracks in my shutters and well quite frankly the wind sounded like it was gonna rip my lovely plywood off my window i laffed to myself at one of my coworkers who previously looked at me and was like (with dead honesty) "i think this is the begging of the end.." ok...well were all screwed then..lets go do the rain dance and the hokey pokey. people are nuts..and the weather is making me nuts..yay. or maybe its the whole i feel like im living in a dark whole thing...:)
*this has been a weather report by me...screw the weather people..ill do my own...hahaha*
all u out of towners who are worried and think im dead...im not..im ok...its just rain and 112 mph wind...no worries lol!
seriously tho...im ok :)
Here comes charley looks like its goin east coast...goes around and hits the west coast. ahhh! death and destruction everywhere...ahh...port charlotte and punta gorda = national disaster areas (haha the hurricane picked the 2 cites my cousins live in nice eh?) ok well that sums up the news rept. lol every1 i know that lived over there is A ok! haha
ok francis. a very storng what was it cat 5 or 4? o jeez i dont remember ok well it comes really fast towards us...but decides to stop over the bahamas lol! poor tiny islands...*tear* ok well it goes to a category 2 and hits florida at a whopping 8 mph around stuart..but wait it continually slows itself and gives us rain and wind...i was out walking my dogs and running around.. weeeee..lol! if i were to strap myself to a palm tree during a storm that wudda been the one. ok yadda yadda power outages yadda yadda. it gave me a 6 day labor day weekend...supposed to hit thurs...hit sunday..splendid. lol
ok then ivan..also looks like its coming rite 4 us..but nope it decides hey! hows jamaica doin...and no wait doesnt hit them either...it drew a line around jamaicas southern coast..never made landfall actually. ok...then its like woot cubaaa! and then keeps goin...reporters then say its goin 2 smash the fl coast. welllll not quite thanks...(weather people talk thru their ass lol) it goes toward the panhandlish..hits that region with alabama and louisiana getting shit too. then goes all the way up the us as a tropical depression or storm or some shit and then decides...i like the south better...turns the fuck around and comes back down thru texas....but wait..even better...one of ivans outer rain bands decides woo i wanna be biiggg...so it goes into the atlantic and is now forming itself into its own storm...uhh yea..thats fucked up.
ok then our most recent..jeanne..ok this one is gonna make ure head explode....here it comes weeee... and decides lets hit haiti as a tropical storm..and kills emmmm..1500 people...well haiti thats what u get for chopping down all ure trees. then goes towards fl and the bahamasish...and decides to make a u-turn (uhh ok...wtf!?) and then goes weee...a strong cat 3 hurricane hits the same fuckin place that francis does..nice. well as i layed in bed last nite and the wind was finding cracks in my shutters and well quite frankly the wind sounded like it was gonna rip my lovely plywood off my window i laffed to myself at one of my coworkers who previously looked at me and was like (with dead honesty) "i think this is the begging of the end.." ok...well were all screwed then..lets go do the rain dance and the hokey pokey. people are nuts..and the weather is making me nuts..yay. or maybe its the whole i feel like im living in a dark whole thing...:)
*this has been a weather report by me...screw the weather people..ill do my own...hahaha*
all u out of towners who are worried and think im dead...im not..im ok...its just rain and 112 mph wind...no worries lol!
seriously tho...im ok :)