my weird dream

[sammeyj]

Jerry Seinfeld is my boss at Wendy's. I've never worked at Wendy's before in my life so this makes the dream extra weird. I'm cleaning off the tables in the dinning area and all we have is dirty wet rags. I go looking for clean ones to wipe down all the tables. i keep getting harassed by different people eating at the restaurant and by other employees. One woman tells me that I work with that I don't know what im doing. i say "i'm just cleaning tables what are you expecting?" I go back to cleaning tables after washing rags to wipe down the tables. I've found some kind of spray to sanitize the tables, turns ou tit smells horrible. "That smell is horrible." its some big shot guy that Jerry Seinfeld is waiting for to talk about some new Wendy's idea. I cut my eyes at him, "yea i know." Stuffing the bottle of cleaner in my back pocket I continue to wipe down the tables. Jerry comes over to talk to the guy. He's not very happy with the way I talk to him and he leaves. "watch out how you talk to customers." hes not mad at me at all he just wanted to warn me that other customers might not be that nice after I told them off.

"Please Jerry just fire me or something.", "Look I'll go find another job and all you have to do is tell them that I was good while I worked for you!", Jerry turns and looks at me as if he's so confused about what I just said. "Sam go back to college." I turn and face a wall, "I'm going back to college!" As I jump up and down the people around me are smiling. who knows why their so happy for me. I'm thinking its because I'm not cut out for fast food.