Sammites' Creed
This is supposed to encompass everything you need to know to join the Church, right?
Apostles' Creed
(original)
I believe in the Crack Almighty,
enabler of untold delights.
And in the Demon Jesus, Sam our Lord,
who was conceived in the Canon,
born of the Television Network,
suffered under the Kripke,
lived, loved, and died;
he descended to the dead.
On the third day he rose again
by the power of the Kiss of True Love,
and now reigneth all the world beside his Beloved Consort.
I believe in the Damned Duo,
the church of the Boy King,
the communion of Sam and Dean;
the encouragement of all sins;
the resurrection of the body;
and the crack everlasting.
Amen.
Took me three revisions to get this 'right'. Though "Almighty Crack" shouldn't be as giggle-inducingly funny as it is...
The middle part feels like it needs a little polishing, imo, but I can't figure it out.
Nevertheless, I hope your blasphemy needs have been fulfilled. *bows*
Now where's the porn for Psalm 23?
Apostles' Creed
(original)
I believe in the Crack Almighty,
enabler of untold delights.
And in the Demon Jesus, Sam our Lord,
who was conceived in the Canon,
born of the Television Network,
suffered under the Kripke,
lived, loved, and died;
he descended to the dead.
On the third day he rose again
by the power of the Kiss of True Love,
and now reigneth all the world beside his Beloved Consort.
I believe in the Damned Duo,
the church of the Boy King,
the communion of Sam and Dean;
the encouragement of all sins;
the resurrection of the body;
and the crack everlasting.
Amen.
Took me three revisions to get this 'right'. Though "Almighty Crack" shouldn't be as giggle-inducingly funny as it is...
The middle part feels like it needs a little polishing, imo, but I can't figure it out.
Nevertheless, I hope your blasphemy needs have been fulfilled. *bows*
Now where's the porn for Psalm 23?