LOL!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, illyria12 (-5000 points). In March I pulled xinstinctive's hair (-5 points). In February I pushed starscythe in the mud (-17 points). In June I stole selenitycosmos's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I punched sjfan in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5062 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
samjack_shipper