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Apr 22, 2006 22:11

A recap of the past few days....

"The next stop is WOOOOOOODstock."
"Yes, Brian, that would be GRRRRRReat! I'll talk to you LAAAAter!"

"My dad killed a man."
"Yeah, your 'dad.'"
"What? Real dad? Step dad?"
"My grandmother."

"You light my fire everyday, baby."

"What's viagra?"
"Um.... it helps guys.... down there."
"Down where? I don't understand."
"Uh... it helps them... sexually."
"Oh. That's dirty."

"That made a really cool sound. Do it again!"
"I don't remember how I did it."
"Just try."
*hits you in the mouth*

*makes a really scary face and scares children at the train station*
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