The stars are not aligned in our favour today
Worst morning ever. Got up and Nermal had done a poo on the (professionally cleaned not a week ago) carpet. Whilst cleaning that Suzie discovered a flea. Found another flea on Joey's changing mat, of all places, which had been left on the living room floor over night. Suzie picked up the mat and I spotted a dead mouse under it. Stupid cat obviously chased it under there during the night. Before I could scream "Suzie...watch...AAAHHHH!" she'd put her foot on it. More screaming from both of us, joined by Joey who we'd completely terrified. Calmed Joey (and ourselves) down, got rid of mouse, and I went into kitchen to make us a cup of tea, closely followed by Joey crawling behind me. Failed to notice the bowl of water that Suzie had used to clean the carpet from the poo was still on the floor, until Joey tipped it over himself. Cue stripping the baby as fast as possible because God knows how much bacteria was in that water, and cleaning the frigging carpet and kitchen floor all over again.
It's only half past 9!
It's only half past 9!