haha funny stories.....
Battle of the sexes
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girl's
house. One day, as he is passing by, he was carrying a football and he
couldn't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says "See
this football? Football is a boy's game, and only boys can have a
football!"
The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother "I want a
football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her
one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on
his bike. She holds up the football at the boy. "Nah Na Nah Nah," she says.
The little boy angrily points to his bike and says "Oh yeah, well this is a
boys' bike, and only boys get boys' bikes--and you can't have one!" She
runs in to tell her mom, and the next day is waiting for him on her new
boys' bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and
pointing to his most private of parts says, "Look, only boys have these and
your mom can't buy you one!!!" The next day he walks by and says to her
"Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress,
points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I
have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!
College
Two guys are driving down the interstate when one notices a sign that says
"College of Logic 5 miles." They are both curious. The two men take the exit
to the college and the driver goes in to investigate. He quickly finds a
professor to explain.
Driver: "What does 'College of Logic' mean?"
Prof: "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question.
Do you own a Lawn mower?"
Driver: "Yes, I do."
Prof: "Well, then I can logically assume that you have a yard."
Driver: "Yes, I have a very big yard."
Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a house."
Driver: "I have a very big house."
Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a family."
Driver: "I have a wife and two kids."
Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you are heterosexual."
Driver: "Yes Sir, straight as a board. I think I understand what this school
is all about. Thank you for your time."
When he gets back to the car, the passenger asks, "So, what's the school of
logic all about?"
Driver: "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question.
Do you own a lawnmower?"
Passenger: "No."
Driver: Then your a homo
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girl's
house. One day, as he is passing by, he was carrying a football and he
couldn't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says "See
this football? Football is a boy's game, and only boys can have a
football!"
The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother "I want a
football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her
one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on
his bike. She holds up the football at the boy. "Nah Na Nah Nah," she says.
The little boy angrily points to his bike and says "Oh yeah, well this is a
boys' bike, and only boys get boys' bikes--and you can't have one!" She
runs in to tell her mom, and the next day is waiting for him on her new
boys' bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and
pointing to his most private of parts says, "Look, only boys have these and
your mom can't buy you one!!!" The next day he walks by and says to her
"Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress,
points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I
have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!
College
Two guys are driving down the interstate when one notices a sign that says
"College of Logic 5 miles." They are both curious. The two men take the exit
to the college and the driver goes in to investigate. He quickly finds a
professor to explain.
Driver: "What does 'College of Logic' mean?"
Prof: "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question.
Do you own a Lawn mower?"
Driver: "Yes, I do."
Prof: "Well, then I can logically assume that you have a yard."
Driver: "Yes, I have a very big yard."
Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a house."
Driver: "I have a very big house."
Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a family."
Driver: "I have a wife and two kids."
Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you are heterosexual."
Driver: "Yes Sir, straight as a board. I think I understand what this school
is all about. Thank you for your time."
When he gets back to the car, the passenger asks, "So, what's the school of
logic all about?"
Driver: "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question.
Do you own a lawnmower?"
Passenger: "No."
Driver: Then your a homo