KCA LIVE BLOG!
I wasn't going to, and then I giggled when I saw Zac and Vanessa, Miranda Cosgrove, and Corbin Bleu, and now I have to.
7:05 - FIRST JOBROS SPOTTING OF THE NIGHT! You guys, this will probably just be me going, "Hey, I know who that is!"
7:06 - ha, 90 million votes online. I voted this afternoon, not gonna lie. Hey! I don't really like the Rock.
7:08 - I am very excited for Night at the Museum 2. I totally can't wait. And I love Ben Stiller, I can't help it.
7:10 - I voted for iCarly, but if all of the winners are from Nick shows then we know that thing's rigged. (...I might be a little biased towards Disney, can you tell?)
7:12 - Hey! Will Ferrel! He's just a silly person, I love that.
7:14 - Man, I wish I had some Lucky Charms.
7:15 - WHAT WAS THAT? SELENA GOMEZ WON BUT DOESN'T GET TO ACCEPT OR ANYTHING? WTF NICKELODEON?!
7:17 - 17 Again is in less than a month, guys, I'm really excited!
7:18 - Shia and Megan are holding hands, but I don't think Shia really wants to. Hey, something just skipped, I think I missed Shia being charming or something.
7:19 - Jack Black rode onto the stage in a sidecar. I love how ridiculous everyone is at this show! Not that he's not ridiculous all the time. But other people are ridiculous.
7:22 - gross, a burp contest but between cartoon characters. I'm not happy with this.
7:24 - EMMA ROBERTS IS ADORABLE.
7:25 - GROSS, the Dolls remixed "Jai Ho"? I hate those girls.
7:27 - Okay, I like "When I Grow Up." But just the chorus. And I get the feeling the girls could dance better if they weren't wearing tight-ass leather pants, but maybe that's just me.
7:33 - America Ferrera is always so pretty.
7:34 - ...when I voted, I think I completely passed over The Dark Knight because I was too busy thinking about HSM 3. Like, I didn't even realize it was nominated.
7:35 - Miley Cyrus just stuck her tongue out at the camera.
7:37 - I might love the HSM cast a crazy amount. Vanessa and Ashley are hanging all over each other in the background! Zac says that the audience brought the musical back! Corbin screamed into the mic his cheer ("What team?" WILDCATS) and I might have done it too!
7:38 - Was that Miley's little sister? She looked shocked that Miley was mentioned. And I'm pretty sure the Rock's gonna have to dress like Miley Cyrus.
7:40 - Goddd, skinny jeans. Why do I think Zac and all those other skinny-jeans wearing boys are so adorable?
7:42 - AHAHA, THE 'BROS WON! GOD THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL! I love these boys a crazy amount. They look so great with their new haircuts. And Nick TOTALLY looks older. FRANKIE! God, I love those Jonases.
7:48 - I think Josh Peck doesn't look as adorable post-weight loss. Also, he's making me miss DHen. Are the WoWP guys still in Puerto Rico? Is that why I'm not enjoying this as much as I should?
7:50 - You know who saw Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa in theaters? Michelle Obama and the girls. At MY theater. ...and that's all I have to say about that movie.
7:51 - SANDRA BULLOCK! I've missed her face.
7:52 - I LOVE HER SO MUCH. Remember the late '90s, when she was everywhere? What a great time.
7:54 - GROSS. EFF THAT SHIT. Twilight over Harry Potter? Really?! Really, KCA?!
8:01 - I don't like Cameron Diaz. I don't know why, I just never have.
8:02 - Laura once got a letter from Leo DiCaprio about going green or something, and it started with "Dear Friend," so she stuck "girl" in front of it.
8:05 - I'm not really paying attention to this slime stuff, you guys, but it sounds kinda dirty to me.
8:07 - HEY, JOBROS! Hahaha, S.O.S.! Joe's hair actually makes it look like they all have the same hair for once.
8:09 - NICHOLAS, WHY ARE YOU WHIPPING OFF YOUR JACKET LIKE THAT? Not...not that I mind.
8:10 - Hey, have I mentioned how INCREDIBLY JEALOUS I am of everyone who's going to a JoBros concert?
8:13 - That kid who's been announcing the winners who don't get to be on TV just made an Obama reference. Whatever, kid. How old are you, 12? Shut it.
8:16 - I told you guys The Rock would be dressing like Miley. LIKE IT WAS EVEN A CHOICE!
8:18 - MILEY'S CRYING, YOU GUYS. I love her even more now. That's adorable.
8:19 - Gross, American Idol. I'm gonna take a page from Michael Ian Black and say, "new slogan: proudly not watching American Idol since 2002."
8:22 - AMY POEHLER! I LOVE HER FACE.
8:24 - Vanessa's not my favorite person but we already know I love the HSM cast, so I'm okay with this. Also, shots of Zac! REMEMBER WHEN HE HUGGED THE JOBROS? HOW EPIC WAS THAT?
8:26 - How did one Sprouse twin win over the other one? That's weird. Which one was Ben Gellar? I'll make him my favorite.
8:32 - This is boring. I'm bored now. I think it's time to rewind and watch the 'Bros making out with Zac again -- HA! THERE THEY ARE! They just sang "Lovebug" and got slimed. WHAT A GREAT SHOW.
8:35 - my cat just fell into my printer box. I think it's time to wrap this up!
You know what I'm doing the rest of the night? Shipping Kevin/Zac. I mean, watching the 'Bros on SNL.
7:05 - FIRST JOBROS SPOTTING OF THE NIGHT! You guys, this will probably just be me going, "Hey, I know who that is!"
7:06 - ha, 90 million votes online. I voted this afternoon, not gonna lie. Hey! I don't really like the Rock.
7:08 - I am very excited for Night at the Museum 2. I totally can't wait. And I love Ben Stiller, I can't help it.
7:10 - I voted for iCarly, but if all of the winners are from Nick shows then we know that thing's rigged. (...I might be a little biased towards Disney, can you tell?)
7:12 - Hey! Will Ferrel! He's just a silly person, I love that.
7:14 - Man, I wish I had some Lucky Charms.
7:15 - WHAT WAS THAT? SELENA GOMEZ WON BUT DOESN'T GET TO ACCEPT OR ANYTHING? WTF NICKELODEON?!
7:17 - 17 Again is in less than a month, guys, I'm really excited!
7:18 - Shia and Megan are holding hands, but I don't think Shia really wants to. Hey, something just skipped, I think I missed Shia being charming or something.
7:19 - Jack Black rode onto the stage in a sidecar. I love how ridiculous everyone is at this show! Not that he's not ridiculous all the time. But other people are ridiculous.
7:22 - gross, a burp contest but between cartoon characters. I'm not happy with this.
7:24 - EMMA ROBERTS IS ADORABLE.
7:25 - GROSS, the Dolls remixed "Jai Ho"? I hate those girls.
7:27 - Okay, I like "When I Grow Up." But just the chorus. And I get the feeling the girls could dance better if they weren't wearing tight-ass leather pants, but maybe that's just me.
7:33 - America Ferrera is always so pretty.
7:34 - ...when I voted, I think I completely passed over The Dark Knight because I was too busy thinking about HSM 3. Like, I didn't even realize it was nominated.
7:35 - Miley Cyrus just stuck her tongue out at the camera.
7:37 - I might love the HSM cast a crazy amount. Vanessa and Ashley are hanging all over each other in the background! Zac says that the audience brought the musical back! Corbin screamed into the mic his cheer ("What team?" WILDCATS) and I might have done it too!
7:38 - Was that Miley's little sister? She looked shocked that Miley was mentioned. And I'm pretty sure the Rock's gonna have to dress like Miley Cyrus.
7:40 - Goddd, skinny jeans. Why do I think Zac and all those other skinny-jeans wearing boys are so adorable?
7:42 - AHAHA, THE 'BROS WON! GOD THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL! I love these boys a crazy amount. They look so great with their new haircuts. And Nick TOTALLY looks older. FRANKIE! God, I love those Jonases.
7:48 - I think Josh Peck doesn't look as adorable post-weight loss. Also, he's making me miss DHen. Are the WoWP guys still in Puerto Rico? Is that why I'm not enjoying this as much as I should?
7:50 - You know who saw Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa in theaters? Michelle Obama and the girls. At MY theater. ...and that's all I have to say about that movie.
7:51 - SANDRA BULLOCK! I've missed her face.
7:52 - I LOVE HER SO MUCH. Remember the late '90s, when she was everywhere? What a great time.
7:54 - GROSS. EFF THAT SHIT. Twilight over Harry Potter? Really?! Really, KCA?!
8:01 - I don't like Cameron Diaz. I don't know why, I just never have.
8:02 - Laura once got a letter from Leo DiCaprio about going green or something, and it started with "Dear Friend," so she stuck "girl" in front of it.
8:05 - I'm not really paying attention to this slime stuff, you guys, but it sounds kinda dirty to me.
8:07 - HEY, JOBROS! Hahaha, S.O.S.! Joe's hair actually makes it look like they all have the same hair for once.
8:09 - NICHOLAS, WHY ARE YOU WHIPPING OFF YOUR JACKET LIKE THAT? Not...not that I mind.
8:10 - Hey, have I mentioned how INCREDIBLY JEALOUS I am of everyone who's going to a JoBros concert?
8:13 - That kid who's been announcing the winners who don't get to be on TV just made an Obama reference. Whatever, kid. How old are you, 12? Shut it.
8:16 - I told you guys The Rock would be dressing like Miley. LIKE IT WAS EVEN A CHOICE!
8:18 - MILEY'S CRYING, YOU GUYS. I love her even more now. That's adorable.
8:19 - Gross, American Idol. I'm gonna take a page from Michael Ian Black and say, "new slogan: proudly not watching American Idol since 2002."
8:22 - AMY POEHLER! I LOVE HER FACE.
8:24 - Vanessa's not my favorite person but we already know I love the HSM cast, so I'm okay with this. Also, shots of Zac! REMEMBER WHEN HE HUGGED THE JOBROS? HOW EPIC WAS THAT?
8:26 - How did one Sprouse twin win over the other one? That's weird. Which one was Ben Gellar? I'll make him my favorite.
8:32 - This is boring. I'm bored now. I think it's time to rewind and watch the 'Bros making out with Zac again -- HA! THERE THEY ARE! They just sang "Lovebug" and got slimed. WHAT A GREAT SHOW.
8:35 - my cat just fell into my printer box. I think it's time to wrap this up!
You know what I'm doing the rest of the night? Shipping Kevin/Zac. I mean, watching the 'Bros on SNL.