I have too much time on my hands.
So, it's 7:30 in the morning, and I'm awake, but I have not been awake all night. I think I had a bit of the stomach flu or just a stomach bug. I'm not eating much, and yesterday I had four cans of Sprite, and I slept from, like, 10 in the morning 'til 3 or 4 in the afternoon, I think, and then I had some food, and it was too much, and then I fell asleep at 9 last night, and woke up at 2:30. So, that's progress? I don't know.
So far today I've written most of my script, watched the How I Met Your Mother season 3 gag reel, "Ten Sessions" commentary, and "Miracle" commentary. Avoiding my midterm essay due tonight at 6:30, of course.
And then I wasted my time by figuring out everything that Ted flashed on during his car accident in "Miracle."
There are 70 different flashes of things Ted loves, including 5 long flashes of people he loves (Marshall, Lily, Robin, Barney, and Stella).
Sadly, I was able to almost immediately recognize the scene/episode for about 65 of them. (I looked up the number of the episode, I'm not that bad). This is the list of them:
1. The gorgeous shot of Robin from the pilot (1.1)
2. Barney going "Ted. Ted. Ted" with that finger thing he does in "The Sweet Taste of Liberty." (1.3)
3. Marshall with a beer in the club in "Okay Awesome" (1.5)
4. Ted in his shirt in "Return of the Shirt" (1.4)
5. Lily cleaning out a very very large pot in "Belly full of Turkey" (1.9)
6. Barney in his flight suit in "Slutty Pumpkin" (1.6)
7. Ted and Marshall in the middle of their fight during "The Duel" (1.8)
8. Ted's bright red cowboy boot (? It's one of those episodes in late season 3, I haven't memorized those)
9. Ted waking up next to the pineapple in "The Pineapple Incident" (1.10)
10. Barney getting a massage during...the pilot? maybe? It's one of the very first season 1 episodes?
11. Robin getting the phone call that she's the anchor during "The Wedding" (1.12)
12. Marshall about to feel Lily up in the bathroom during "Zip Zip Zip" (1.14)
13. Barney and Robin playing Laser tag during "Zip Zip Zip" (1.14)
14. Long shot: Marshall with Lily's engagement ring during "Come On" (1.22)
15. Barney slapping Marshall during "Slap Bet" (and it's so fast that Marshall is actually a blur) (2.9)
16. Lily and Robin during "Something Borrowed" (2.21)
17. Barney doing the "Look at me" finger thing during "We're Not From Here" (3.2) (no suit! dead giveaway)
18. Marshall and Lily dressed up as a gay pirate and his parrot during "Slutty Pumpkin" (1.6)
19. Vacation Robin from "We're Not From Here" (3.2)
20. Marshall looking very excited in the bar - not sure what this is from, though it's season 3 because he's wearing a wedding ring
21. Robin on the roof from the end of "Slutty Pumpkin" (1.6)
22. Lily and Marshall getting married with Barney officiating, "Something Borrowed" (2.21)
23. Lily and Robin sitting outside the wedding dress store during "Lucky Penny" (2.15)
24. Ted and Stella drinking wine and watching TV (not sure when)
25. Barney after getting slapped in "Slapsgiving" (3.9)
26. Robin smoking a cigar during "Zip Zip Zip" (1.14)
27. Ted playing with his hair during "The Platinum Rule" (3.11)
28. Long shot: Lily and Ted during "Milk" (fun fact: she's saying "I love Marshall") (1.21)
29. Barney's video during "Game Night" (1.15)
30. Marshall and Lily's karaoke dance during "Life Among The Gorillas" (or is it "Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM"?) (1.17/1.18)
31. Robin asking Ted to come over during "Life Among The Gorillas" (1.17)
32. Marshall in the midst of a telepathic conversation during "Mary the Paralegal" (1.19)
33. Barney in the school mascot costume during "Best Prom Ever" (1.20)
34. Ted and some imaginary wife getting married (I think this is season one sometime...I wanna say "Come On"?)
35. Robin leaning out her window with a dalmatian in the rain during "Come On" (1.22)
36. Marshall in his boxers during "Where We Were?" (2.1)
37. Barney with his phone in the apartment...no clue
38. Barney tied to the bed during the end of "Ted Mosby, Architect" (2.4)
39. Ted showing his building to Robin during, I'm gonna say, "Ted Mosby, Architect" (2.4)
40. Lily asking if she can "tiki" anyone's drink order during "Aldrin Justice" (2.6)
41. Robin in her awesome bridesmaid shirt during "Atlantic City" (2.8)
42. Long shot: Robin talking to Ted..no clue
43. Lily and Barney waking up together during "World's Greatest Couple" (2.5)
44. Lily as a crazy guy with a hunchback during "Swarley" (2.7)
45. Robin Sparkles surrounded by a giant maple leaf during "Slap Bet" (2.9)
46. Lily, Marshall, Ted, and Robin watching the snow during "Single Stamina"(2.10)
47. Barney as Swayze during "First Time In New York" (2.12)
48. Robin on the air after firing her makeup artist during "Columns" (2.13)
49. Barney holding his nude picture (minus his barnana) during "Columns" (2.13)
50. Robin finding Marshall soothing his nipples during "Lucky Penny" (2.15)
51. Barney as the robot during "Stuff" (2.16)
52. Ted and Marshall waking up after the 100 K Fiasco (Fiero-asco) in "Arrivederci, Fiero" (2.17)
53. Robin looking particularly pleased with her gift for LIly in "Bachelor Party" (2.19)
54. Barney on The Price Is Right during "Showdown" (2.20)
55. Ted and Robin deciding to break up during "Something Blue" (2.22)
56. Long Shot: Barney looking sideways (at Ted) in the limo during The Goat? I wanna say?
57. Barney and Ted outside at Lily and Marshall's wedding during the end of season 2/beginning of season 3
58. Ted's tramp stamp during "Wait for it..." (3.1)
59. Ted, his breakup beard, and Barney during "Wait for it...(3.1)
60. Robin at the gym during "The Yips" (3.10)
61. The gang looking over Marshall's shoulder at a computer during "Spoiler Alert" (3.8)
62. Marshall with his hand-some turkeys during "Slapsgiving" (3.9)
63. Barney with "the belt" during "The Third Wheel" (3.3)
64. Lily in the midst of an earthquake during I don't know
65. Barney and the bracket during..."The Bracket" (3.14)
66. Barney in his green suit (no tie!) during "No Tomorrow" (3.12)
67. Lily and Marshall after doing it in the kitchen during...season 3
68. Robin with half a nerf ball in her shirt during "Sandcastles in the Sand" (3.16)
69. Ted and Stella after their 2 minute (and 20 second) date during "Ten Sessions" (3.13)
70. Long shot: Stella during...I don't know
Even though not all of the flashes happened when Ted was around, every single long flash was between whatever person Ted loves and Ted. And I love this show so much it's practically ridiculous.
I need to write my paper, seriously.
So far today I've written most of my script, watched the How I Met Your Mother season 3 gag reel, "Ten Sessions" commentary, and "Miracle" commentary. Avoiding my midterm essay due tonight at 6:30, of course.
And then I wasted my time by figuring out everything that Ted flashed on during his car accident in "Miracle."
There are 70 different flashes of things Ted loves, including 5 long flashes of people he loves (Marshall, Lily, Robin, Barney, and Stella).
Sadly, I was able to almost immediately recognize the scene/episode for about 65 of them. (I looked up the number of the episode, I'm not that bad). This is the list of them:
1. The gorgeous shot of Robin from the pilot (1.1)
2. Barney going "Ted. Ted. Ted" with that finger thing he does in "The Sweet Taste of Liberty." (1.3)
3. Marshall with a beer in the club in "Okay Awesome" (1.5)
4. Ted in his shirt in "Return of the Shirt" (1.4)
5. Lily cleaning out a very very large pot in "Belly full of Turkey" (1.9)
6. Barney in his flight suit in "Slutty Pumpkin" (1.6)
7. Ted and Marshall in the middle of their fight during "The Duel" (1.8)
8. Ted's bright red cowboy boot (? It's one of those episodes in late season 3, I haven't memorized those)
9. Ted waking up next to the pineapple in "The Pineapple Incident" (1.10)
10. Barney getting a massage during...the pilot? maybe? It's one of the very first season 1 episodes?
11. Robin getting the phone call that she's the anchor during "The Wedding" (1.12)
12. Marshall about to feel Lily up in the bathroom during "Zip Zip Zip" (1.14)
13. Barney and Robin playing Laser tag during "Zip Zip Zip" (1.14)
14. Long shot: Marshall with Lily's engagement ring during "Come On" (1.22)
15. Barney slapping Marshall during "Slap Bet" (and it's so fast that Marshall is actually a blur) (2.9)
16. Lily and Robin during "Something Borrowed" (2.21)
17. Barney doing the "Look at me" finger thing during "We're Not From Here" (3.2) (no suit! dead giveaway)
18. Marshall and Lily dressed up as a gay pirate and his parrot during "Slutty Pumpkin" (1.6)
19. Vacation Robin from "We're Not From Here" (3.2)
20. Marshall looking very excited in the bar - not sure what this is from, though it's season 3 because he's wearing a wedding ring
21. Robin on the roof from the end of "Slutty Pumpkin" (1.6)
22. Lily and Marshall getting married with Barney officiating, "Something Borrowed" (2.21)
23. Lily and Robin sitting outside the wedding dress store during "Lucky Penny" (2.15)
24. Ted and Stella drinking wine and watching TV (not sure when)
25. Barney after getting slapped in "Slapsgiving" (3.9)
26. Robin smoking a cigar during "Zip Zip Zip" (1.14)
27. Ted playing with his hair during "The Platinum Rule" (3.11)
28. Long shot: Lily and Ted during "Milk" (fun fact: she's saying "I love Marshall") (1.21)
29. Barney's video during "Game Night" (1.15)
30. Marshall and Lily's karaoke dance during "Life Among The Gorillas" (or is it "Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM"?) (1.17/1.18)
31. Robin asking Ted to come over during "Life Among The Gorillas" (1.17)
32. Marshall in the midst of a telepathic conversation during "Mary the Paralegal" (1.19)
33. Barney in the school mascot costume during "Best Prom Ever" (1.20)
34. Ted and some imaginary wife getting married (I think this is season one sometime...I wanna say "Come On"?)
35. Robin leaning out her window with a dalmatian in the rain during "Come On" (1.22)
36. Marshall in his boxers during "Where We Were?" (2.1)
37. Barney with his phone in the apartment...no clue
38. Barney tied to the bed during the end of "Ted Mosby, Architect" (2.4)
39. Ted showing his building to Robin during, I'm gonna say, "Ted Mosby, Architect" (2.4)
40. Lily asking if she can "tiki" anyone's drink order during "Aldrin Justice" (2.6)
41. Robin in her awesome bridesmaid shirt during "Atlantic City" (2.8)
42. Long shot: Robin talking to Ted..no clue
43. Lily and Barney waking up together during "World's Greatest Couple" (2.5)
44. Lily as a crazy guy with a hunchback during "Swarley" (2.7)
45. Robin Sparkles surrounded by a giant maple leaf during "Slap Bet" (2.9)
46. Lily, Marshall, Ted, and Robin watching the snow during "Single Stamina"(2.10)
47. Barney as Swayze during "First Time In New York" (2.12)
48. Robin on the air after firing her makeup artist during "Columns" (2.13)
49. Barney holding his nude picture (minus his barnana) during "Columns" (2.13)
50. Robin finding Marshall soothing his nipples during "Lucky Penny" (2.15)
51. Barney as the robot during "Stuff" (2.16)
52. Ted and Marshall waking up after the 100 K Fiasco (Fiero-asco) in "Arrivederci, Fiero" (2.17)
53. Robin looking particularly pleased with her gift for LIly in "Bachelor Party" (2.19)
54. Barney on The Price Is Right during "Showdown" (2.20)
55. Ted and Robin deciding to break up during "Something Blue" (2.22)
56. Long Shot: Barney looking sideways (at Ted) in the limo during The Goat? I wanna say?
57. Barney and Ted outside at Lily and Marshall's wedding during the end of season 2/beginning of season 3
58. Ted's tramp stamp during "Wait for it..." (3.1)
59. Ted, his breakup beard, and Barney during "Wait for it...(3.1)
60. Robin at the gym during "The Yips" (3.10)
61. The gang looking over Marshall's shoulder at a computer during "Spoiler Alert" (3.8)
62. Marshall with his hand-some turkeys during "Slapsgiving" (3.9)
63. Barney with "the belt" during "The Third Wheel" (3.3)
64. Lily in the midst of an earthquake during I don't know
65. Barney and the bracket during..."The Bracket" (3.14)
66. Barney in his green suit (no tie!) during "No Tomorrow" (3.12)
67. Lily and Marshall after doing it in the kitchen during...season 3
68. Robin with half a nerf ball in her shirt during "Sandcastles in the Sand" (3.16)
69. Ted and Stella after their 2 minute (and 20 second) date during "Ten Sessions" (3.13)
70. Long shot: Stella during...I don't know
Even though not all of the flashes happened when Ted was around, every single long flash was between whatever person Ted loves and Ted. And I love this show so much it's practically ridiculous.
I need to write my paper, seriously.