Where's Padme?
A brief introduction: Frederick and the Black Monster from the Pit of Ultimate Darkness is the first movie I, and possibly the worst movie, ever made. Here's a list of things it has in common with Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith:
Numerous wipes to change scenes
Many different voices for the same character
Cheesy and trite dialogue
A scene where the main character throws his arms in the air and shouts, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" while the camera zooms out.
It's uncanny how shitty a director George Lucas really is. I'm in awe. He's as good as an 8th grader (the grade I was in making FBMPUD.
If I had a nickel for every time a wipe was used, Darth Sideous changed voices, and a hand was chopped off, I could buy Skywalker Ranch and make Lucas my geisha girl.
Thank God I used a coupon.
In other news, I started work today. It's okay.
Numerous wipes to change scenes
Many different voices for the same character
Cheesy and trite dialogue
A scene where the main character throws his arms in the air and shouts, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" while the camera zooms out.
It's uncanny how shitty a director George Lucas really is. I'm in awe. He's as good as an 8th grader (the grade I was in making FBMPUD.
If I had a nickel for every time a wipe was used, Darth Sideous changed voices, and a hand was chopped off, I could buy Skywalker Ranch and make Lucas my geisha girl.
Thank God I used a coupon.
In other news, I started work today. It's okay.