Jan 19, 2005 22:43
Andrew Jackson: Serving up piping hot vigilante justice 3 times a day.
James K. Polk: Serving up day old vigilante justice kept warm under heating lamps for a nominal fee.
Rutherford B. Hayes: Greatest president since John Quincy Adams.
Grant: beat Andrew Johnson in a drag race.
Grover Cleveland: if only the country could make up its mind...