I love the Presidents

Jan 19, 2005 22:43

Andrew Jackson: Serving up piping hot vigilante justice 3 times a day.

James K. Polk: Serving up day old vigilante justice kept warm under heating lamps for a nominal fee.

Rutherford B. Hayes: Greatest president since John Quincy Adams.

Grant: beat Andrew Johnson in a drag race.

Grover Cleveland: if only the country could make up its mind...
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