GOTH FOR GOVERNOR
"Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially from a politician. So, I am not going to break from political tradition. My name is Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.
"I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my mortal enemy."
Vote Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey for Governor of Minnesota - 2006
Check out this little gem from his bio:
"In August 1988, while visiting a relative, I met a girl who was totally taken by me and who I was. She was hott and sexy, so I drove her home that night on my bike, and slept with her. Though I do not regret sleeping with her, in 1996 I found that she was my half-sister who I hadn't seen since 1970. Talk about letting your ego get the best of you."
WHY OH WHY DID I GIVE UP MY RIGHT TO VOTE IN THE GREAT STATE OF MINNESOTA