EDIT: OK, let's make this more interesting.
Question:
In what stupid way did Sam manage to break her toe this weekend?
Prize for the first correct answer (HINT - consider the season):
Bacon jam (thought better of it)
A copy of
Realms 2An early-20th century "Tufts" cigarette card portraying Jane Austen
An orphaned earring
We have a winner!
Prize for the best untrue-but-better-if-it-was answer:
My soon-to-be-ex-toenail
A copy of
Steampunk ReloadedA much-coveted and hard to get Sirens pin (either Warrior or Fairy)
Rhymned doggerel of at least 2 stanzas on a subject of your choosing, if I like the choosing