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samham

Jul 23, 2004 13:04

::Scary Hick Voice:: "Does anybody wanna' buy my titi? I need some new teeth." -Sam

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niniluvsyou July 23 2004, 10:04:38 UTC

"mom, uh, honey? i told you to go to pamela anderson... maybe she might buy your boobs! get them soon honey... so i can get to lovin yer!"

flippity flappity flop! kikarina316 July 23 2004, 10:04:49 UTC

Damn nasty ass fish-net stockin wearing 2 cent Whore! don't no body want them nasty saggy 5 pound titi's! but I find yo teeth to be very sexual!

Re: flippity flappity flop! niniluvsyou July 23 2004, 10:06:04 UTC

damn right! especially in these corn crops o' ours!

kikarina316 July 23 2004, 10:07:01 UTC

Damn near broke Mary-Lous heart! and you milked mah damn goats!

niniluvsyou July 23 2004, 10:08:07 UTC

hell yeah i did! you didn't give me my cigarettes!

kikarina316 July 23 2004, 10:08:44 UTC

Damn WHORE! i do recall givin CANDY money!

niniluvsyou July 23 2004, 10:09:42 UTC

bitch! i don't ask you for anything!! just some cigarettes AND candy money! i want BOTH you cheap bastard!

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niniluvsyou July 23 2004, 10:07:43 UTC

didn't you leave them in your car after strippin'?