This Kiddies--Is Why You Don't Run With Frying Pans

[samfu]

This is the most irritating scab ever. I want to tear it off like clothes in an 80's porno. On the other hand, similar to tearing off random women's clothes, it will probably just make the situation worse.





Either way, let this be a lesson to your aspiring omelet eaters: don't run with a hot pan.