Work Today

[samfu]

So my coworker and I are at work, thinking "Hey, we should get something to drink. Perhaps a tasty beverage from the vending machine would sate our thirst." We decide to walk out to said vending machine and purchase a Fruit Punch Poweraidtm.

At this point, the reader may be thinking to him or herself:

This story is entirely uninteresting, I'm

Comments

[quadhome]

That's awesome.

You know, after writing this you no longer have a right to complain about the lack of brevity in my writing style. Those fuckers on LambGoat were making the same bitching.

[samfu]

I didn't write the lambgoat post. Also, you have to understand lambgoat before you say that.