HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEARS!

[samfnjackson]

WELL, TWO-THOUSAND-MOTHERFUCKING-SIX HAS COME TO AN END!  SAMMY WISHES ALL OF HIS FANS A GREAT GODDAMN YEAR!  I KNOW I'M A FEW DAYS LATE, BUT AFTER DRINKING A FEW BATHTUBS FULL OF SAMMY -SAUCE -- A 2-1 MIXTURE OF CARBONIC ACID AND POLAR BEAR BLOOD -- I PULLED AN INCREDIBLE HULK AND LEVELED HALF OF DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES (YOU MAY HAVE READ ABOUT IT IN THE TABLOIDS!  WELL, I HAVE A MAJOR FUCKING BONE TO PICK WITH THEIR SKINNY ASSES!  I WAS WEARING MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWEAR IN THOSE PICTURES OF ME GETTING OUT OF MY MEGA-HUMMER AT THE GAS STATION!  ANY PICTURES THAT SHOW MY BLACK ASS -- COMPLETE WITH SCARY-ASS C-SECTION SCARS -- ARE FALSIFICATIONS!  SAMMY'S PREPARING SNAKE-CANNONS FOR EACH OF YOU PHOTOGRAPHER MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SAY ANY DIFFERENT!)

ANYWAY!

SAMMY HOPES YA'LL IS KEEPING IT REAL!  I HOPE SO... 'CAUSE 2007 IS THE YEAR OF THE LOUD!

BWAHAHAHA, MOTHERFUCKERS!

-SLJ