SAMMY SINGS THE MOTHERFUCKING BLUES!

[samfnjackson]

SAMMY ENJOYS SHOOTING PEOPLE!  WHEN THERE AREN'T PEOPLE TO SHOOT, SAMMY WAGES WAR WITH HIMSELF IN HEAVILY POPULATED AREAS!  SOMETIMES, DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS GET KILLED BECAUSE THEY WALK INTO MY BULLETS AND FOR THIS, I'M SAD!  WHAT DO I DO WHEN I'M MOTHERFUCKING DEPRESSED?  I EAT A GARBAGE CAN FULL OF FROZEN LEAN POCKETS AND SING THE MOTHERFUCKING BLUES!

Sexual Well-being

(NOTICE THE EXCESSIVE USE OF THE WORDS "MOTHER" AND "FUCKER"!  SOMETIMES I USE THEM TOGETHER!)

YEAH!

I'M LIKE A BLACK JOHN LEE HOOKER!  HELL MOTHERFUCKING YEAH!

TELL ME WHAT YA'LL THINK!... OR ELSE!

-SLJ