SNAKES ON MY MOTHERFUCKING PENIS!

[samfnjackson]

WELL, I FINALLY GOT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM STEVEN SEAGAL!  IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING TATTOO OF A SNAKE ON MY PENIS!  THAT SHIT IS FUCKING CRAZY!  THE CRAZY PIECE OF SHIT EVEN DID IT HIMSELF WHILE I WAS SLEEPING (I THINK HE PUT ROHYPNOL IN MY NOG)!  YEAH!

HERE'S A PICTURE (WARNING: THE PENIS YOUR ABOUT TO SEE IS FUCKING GIGANTIC!):




COMING ON A PLANE NEAR YOU (AND BY PLANE, I MEAN VAGINA!) !

YEAH!

-SLJ