so i am crazy MAYBE
so today in creative writing we read a story about a guy who had a thousand plans for what he'd do if zombies attacked
and also had a huge list of everything he'd ever been afraid of [including weird things that no one is afraid of]
and everyone in my class talked about how weird it was and how no one thinks like that.
and how he was OBVIOUSLY insane.
..so i didn't mention that i'm afraid of mannequins, ventriloquist dummies, the government in its entirety, and pretty much everything else.
...or that my hairdresser and i have like 10 different plans for how to survive when zombies attack virginia beach.
....OR that i have a 9-iron by my door "just in case"
so maybe i am insane just like the guy in the story.
and also had a huge list of everything he'd ever been afraid of [including weird things that no one is afraid of]
and everyone in my class talked about how weird it was and how no one thinks like that.
and how he was OBVIOUSLY insane.
..so i didn't mention that i'm afraid of mannequins, ventriloquist dummies, the government in its entirety, and pretty much everything else.
...or that my hairdresser and i have like 10 different plans for how to survive when zombies attack virginia beach.
....OR that i have a 9-iron by my door "just in case"
so maybe i am insane just like the guy in the story.