so good.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I helped cullen_cakes across the street (6 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I helped fattie hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-221 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
samequals