Random Thoughts
Look out for that bus!!! What bu *splat*
Whats Black, White, and Red all over? A Nun that was just hit by a bus
"Today is the first day of the rest of my life" So what was yesterday?
You must be THIS BEAUTIFUL to ride the Mike-Myster
A longhorn is being robbed by a mugger. The mugger is holding a syringe with HIV infected blood. The longhorn says go ahead stab me, your not getting anything. After being stabbed several times he later tells the police, I don't need a hospital I was wearing a condom.
Whats the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut will screw anyone, a bitch will screw anyone but you
Would you rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a pool of alcohol or suck the puss from 1000 zits?
It interesting what thought's cross your mind when your sleep deprived. Please feel free to add any one-liners that you find amusing. Could be amusing to see what the thread would turn into.
Until next time..
Whats Black, White, and Red all over? A Nun that was just hit by a bus
"Today is the first day of the rest of my life" So what was yesterday?
You must be THIS BEAUTIFUL to ride the Mike-Myster
A longhorn is being robbed by a mugger. The mugger is holding a syringe with HIV infected blood. The longhorn says go ahead stab me, your not getting anything. After being stabbed several times he later tells the police, I don't need a hospital I was wearing a condom.
Whats the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut will screw anyone, a bitch will screw anyone but you
Would you rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a pool of alcohol or suck the puss from 1000 zits?
It interesting what thought's cross your mind when your sleep deprived. Please feel free to add any one-liners that you find amusing. Could be amusing to see what the thread would turn into.
Until next time..