"at least it's an ethos..."
If you're a paranoid solipsist, does that mean you think you're out to get yourself?
If you're a utopian nihilist, does that mean you believe that Nothing can become a better Nothing?
If you have multiple personalities, how many of them might be monists?
Can you be a Pre-Socratic Neo-Platonist?
If you're a skeptical schizophrenic, do you disbelieve what the voices are telling you?
How do you feel if you're a Stoic and have delusions of grandeur?
If you're a narcissistic determinist, can you do anything about how great you are?
If you're a marine mammal belonging to the superfamily Pinnipedia who follows the alchemical traditions of Hermes Trismegistus, are you a Hermetic seal?
If you're a utopian nihilist, does that mean you believe that Nothing can become a better Nothing?
If you have multiple personalities, how many of them might be monists?
Can you be a Pre-Socratic Neo-Platonist?
If you're a skeptical schizophrenic, do you disbelieve what the voices are telling you?
How do you feel if you're a Stoic and have delusions of grandeur?
If you're a narcissistic determinist, can you do anything about how great you are?
If you're a marine mammal belonging to the superfamily Pinnipedia who follows the alchemical traditions of Hermes Trismegistus, are you a Hermetic seal?