Things i heard in my sleep

[sameasiteverwas]

I keep a pad of paper next to my bed and occasionally write down the things I hear when drifting off to sleep. Here is one sheet:

-that's the sound of the cell-hound fuck-killer

-"Don't ye worry lassie, I'll find a Gipper for ye!"
 "--why's that?"

-I don't have negative 5 custody on my lap top

-Nothing was about my hands.

-The Smartest, the Heaviest
 The Smartest, the Heaviest
 The Heaviest bone dipped in
 Mustard soup!

-To live down here...you make compromises.