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ok ok ok.. so heres the scoop. each year we have a 2nd thanksgiving in the apartment. tina is in charge of the turkey and i am making a glorious white castle stuffing. so this year.. tina is playin around inside the turkey.. you know hands in both ends pulling gizzards out and stuff. well she just got stuck.. she had a turkey for a hand. this story makes even more sense if you remember back to last year when tina almost burned down our apartment building. massive grease fire in the kitchen.. smoking out the neighbors above... it was pretty sweet. but i gotta go help her with the neck.. aparently its a tough one...