my steve jobs jokes
What does a prosecutor have to do to convict Steve Jobs?
Place him at the scene of the crime and establish an eMotive.
How do i use my LJ to make money off of a scandalous picture of Steve Jobs?
iCon him.
What's Steve Jobs's favorite landmass?
An iLand.
have your own steve jobs joke? (it must be your own!) please comment.
Here's a double-whammy:
When Steve Jobs is the emperor of Japan, what will he call his empire?
iDo. (pronounced "E doe") ha ha eHa!
How do I reap Steve Jobs's crops?
iSickle. (it works better when it's not in text. trust me.)
What does Steve Jobs tell Roxy Music when they ask if he wants to stay in the band?
eNo.
okay. i'm done. i swear.
Place him at the scene of the crime and establish an eMotive.
How do i use my LJ to make money off of a scandalous picture of Steve Jobs?
iCon him.
What's Steve Jobs's favorite landmass?
An iLand.
have your own steve jobs joke? (it must be your own!) please comment.
Here's a double-whammy:
When Steve Jobs is the emperor of Japan, what will he call his empire?
iDo. (pronounced "E doe") ha ha eHa!
How do I reap Steve Jobs's crops?
iSickle. (it works better when it's not in text. trust me.)
What does Steve Jobs tell Roxy Music when they ask if he wants to stay in the band?
eNo.
okay. i'm done. i swear.