Pirate Drabble
Title: Um...Sam as a pirate...at a party...
Author: Rysler
Pairing: Sam/Janet pre-slash
Rating: G
Category: Humor
Summary: See title!
Sam Carter adjusted her eyepatch and squinted at a card. "That's some treasure chest you've got there." She mumbled to herself, testing it out. "Wanna shiver me timbers?" She exhaled and crumpled the card in her fist. "Avast," she sighed. "It'll never work."
O'Neill appeared beside her. "Carter. You're at a Halloween party as a pirate, for crying out loud. This is not the time for repressed schoolgirl crushes. Just go over to Janet, grab her, and throw her over your shoulder."
"Sir!"
"If that doesn't work," he said, "I like 'I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs.'"
"Sir!"
Author: Rysler
Pairing: Sam/Janet pre-slash
Rating: G
Category: Humor
Summary: See title!
Sam Carter adjusted her eyepatch and squinted at a card. "That's some treasure chest you've got there." She mumbled to herself, testing it out. "Wanna shiver me timbers?" She exhaled and crumpled the card in her fist. "Avast," she sighed. "It'll never work."
O'Neill appeared beside her. "Carter. You're at a Halloween party as a pirate, for crying out loud. This is not the time for repressed schoolgirl crushes. Just go over to Janet, grab her, and throw her over your shoulder."
"Sir!"
"If that doesn't work," he said, "I like 'I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs.'"
"Sir!"