And the Drabbles Played On
Title: Off the Mark
Author: Geonn
Pairing: Sam/Vala
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Season 10 team
Warnings: None
Note: None
Challenge #100 100 Challenge
Challenge #32 Friendship or Close Quarters
The malfunctioning rings got them to the ship, but tossed Daniel against the bulkhead. He righted himself, saw Cam and Teal'c tumble... and panicked. "Sam?" he called. "Oh, God, Sam...? Vala?"
"We're here."
Daniel spun around. No sign of them.
"Where?"
"In the, uh... i-in the wall. Could you maybe get us out of here?"
Daniel frowned. "Is everything okay, Sam?"
"Well, uh... there's not a lot of room here and..."
Vala interrupted, "My arse is in her face and my hand is cupping her..."
"Vala...!"
Daniel smirked. "Okay! We'll work on it!"
"Meantime, Sam..." Cam added. "Enjoy the view."
Title: Fairy-Tale Solutions
Author: Geonn
Pairing: Sam/Janet
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Note: By popular demand, the sequel to Eternal Worship
Challenge #100 100 Challenge
Challenge #33 Free Week
"J'net."
"It's wearing off," Janet said.
Sam's eyelids were flaking, but she couldn't say much. Her lips were still stone. Her head was pounding, her patches of exposed skin weeping sweat. She saw Daniel, fully-thawed, in an isolation suit. "We need to help your immune system out until it's back to normal," Janet said. "You were stone for almost five days."
"Wh' h'pp'n?" Sam asked.
Janet said, "Apparently, you touched some altar...? It turned you all to stone."
"H'w we ch'nge b'ck?"
"Nurse Rush kissed Daniel, Jack and Teal'c."
"Wh' kiss'd me?"
Janet smiled.
Sam cracked her cheek smiling back.
Title: Nothing
Author: Geonn
Pairing: Sam/Janet
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Note: None
Challenge #100 100 Challenge
Challenge #34 Heatwave
It started at the curl of hair by her ear and trailed slowly across her jaw. It tracked across her chin, over a sea of flushed skin, down her long neck and finally joined the dark stain along her collar. 'The path my lips follow,' Janet realized.
Sam picked up an ice cube and parted her lips ever-so-slightly. She ran the edge of the cube over her bottom lip and gasped very quietly. Her eyes came up and she blinked. "What are you staring at?" Sam asked.
"Nothing!" Janet said. She started fanning herself. "God, is it hot in here?"
Title: Eliminating the Competition
Author: Geonn
Pairing: None
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Note: This is streeeetching the bonds of the challenge, but it FITS, damn it! ;-D I thought I'd go for something different than cards and fluffiness and go the total opposite with an AU and mass murder. Fun for the whole family! *G*
Challenge #100 100 Challenge
Challenge #35 Valentines
The night was moonless; perfect conditions.
Samantha 'The Brain' Carter chewed on her cigar. The ashes fell in the square of light cast by the window. Her crew, Muscles and Four-Eyes, were across the alley with their guns at ready. The Jaffa Gang inside were still playing cards, unaware their chief rivals were filling up the alley behind their club. She tilted her fedora down and looked back as Camshaft came up behind her. "We're good, boss," he said.
Sam nodded and tugged on the cuffs of her suit jacket.
It was 14 February.
Time for another Valentine's Day Massacre.
Title: Ritual #1,327
Author: Geonn
Pairing: None
Rating: R
Spoilers: A little for Emancipation
Warnings: None
Note: None
Challenge #100 100 Challenge
Challenge #36 Offworld New Year
"They, um..."
"Spit it out, Daniel," Jack sighed.
"Well, it's their new year celebration. In honor of good crops and in anticipation of having further good crops..."
Sam groaned. "They require a virgin sacrifice, right? Or a woman must 'be cleaved by a hundred men'? What, Daniel? What degrading, humiliating, misogynistic ritual will I have to perform on this planet?"
Daniel blinked. "Actually... they require the seed of thirty righteous men. We all have to masturbate into a, uh... a pit. Basically." He coughed into his hand.
"So... I don't have to do anything?"
Jack shrugged. "You could always watch."
Author: Geonn
Pairing: Sam/Vala
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Season 10 team
Warnings: None
Note: None
Challenge #100 100 Challenge
Challenge #32 Friendship or Close Quarters
The malfunctioning rings got them to the ship, but tossed Daniel against the bulkhead. He righted himself, saw Cam and Teal'c tumble... and panicked. "Sam?" he called. "Oh, God, Sam...? Vala?"
"We're here."
Daniel spun around. No sign of them.
"Where?"
"In the, uh... i-in the wall. Could you maybe get us out of here?"
Daniel frowned. "Is everything okay, Sam?"
"Well, uh... there's not a lot of room here and..."
Vala interrupted, "My arse is in her face and my hand is cupping her..."
"Vala...!"
Daniel smirked. "Okay! We'll work on it!"
"Meantime, Sam..." Cam added. "Enjoy the view."
Title: Fairy-Tale Solutions
Author: Geonn
Pairing: Sam/Janet
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Note: By popular demand, the sequel to Eternal Worship
Challenge #100 100 Challenge
Challenge #33 Free Week
"J'net."
"It's wearing off," Janet said.
Sam's eyelids were flaking, but she couldn't say much. Her lips were still stone. Her head was pounding, her patches of exposed skin weeping sweat. She saw Daniel, fully-thawed, in an isolation suit. "We need to help your immune system out until it's back to normal," Janet said. "You were stone for almost five days."
"Wh' h'pp'n?" Sam asked.
Janet said, "Apparently, you touched some altar...? It turned you all to stone."
"H'w we ch'nge b'ck?"
"Nurse Rush kissed Daniel, Jack and Teal'c."
"Wh' kiss'd me?"
Janet smiled.
Sam cracked her cheek smiling back.
Title: Nothing
Author: Geonn
Pairing: Sam/Janet
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Note: None
Challenge #100 100 Challenge
Challenge #34 Heatwave
It started at the curl of hair by her ear and trailed slowly across her jaw. It tracked across her chin, over a sea of flushed skin, down her long neck and finally joined the dark stain along her collar. 'The path my lips follow,' Janet realized.
Sam picked up an ice cube and parted her lips ever-so-slightly. She ran the edge of the cube over her bottom lip and gasped very quietly. Her eyes came up and she blinked. "What are you staring at?" Sam asked.
"Nothing!" Janet said. She started fanning herself. "God, is it hot in here?"
Title: Eliminating the Competition
Author: Geonn
Pairing: None
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Note: This is streeeetching the bonds of the challenge, but it FITS, damn it! ;-D I thought I'd go for something different than cards and fluffiness and go the total opposite with an AU and mass murder. Fun for the whole family! *G*
Challenge #100 100 Challenge
Challenge #35 Valentines
The night was moonless; perfect conditions.
Samantha 'The Brain' Carter chewed on her cigar. The ashes fell in the square of light cast by the window. Her crew, Muscles and Four-Eyes, were across the alley with their guns at ready. The Jaffa Gang inside were still playing cards, unaware their chief rivals were filling up the alley behind their club. She tilted her fedora down and looked back as Camshaft came up behind her. "We're good, boss," he said.
Sam nodded and tugged on the cuffs of her suit jacket.
It was 14 February.
Time for another Valentine's Day Massacre.
Title: Ritual #1,327
Author: Geonn
Pairing: None
Rating: R
Spoilers: A little for Emancipation
Warnings: None
Note: None
Challenge #100 100 Challenge
Challenge #36 Offworld New Year
"They, um..."
"Spit it out, Daniel," Jack sighed.
"Well, it's their new year celebration. In honor of good crops and in anticipation of having further good crops..."
Sam groaned. "They require a virgin sacrifice, right? Or a woman must 'be cleaved by a hundred men'? What, Daniel? What degrading, humiliating, misogynistic ritual will I have to perform on this planet?"
Daniel blinked. "Actually... they require the seed of thirty righteous men. We all have to masturbate into a, uh... a pit. Basically." He coughed into his hand.
"So... I don't have to do anything?"
Jack shrugged. "You could always watch."