Drabbles 6-11!
Title: Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain
Author: Geonn
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Reckoning, Threads
Warnings: (canon) Character death
Note: None
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Challenge #6 Colors
She rolled to a stop as the light went from a brilliant green to a crimson red, the beam of light catching on the icy droplets pouring from the sky. She was soaked, not wearing a helmet, unsure of where she was going. Pete was gone, her Dad was gone for good...
Her blonde hair caught in her eyes and she realized the moisture on her face was warm. The rain mixed with her tears and she tightened her black gloves on her pristine, rust-red Indian's handlebars. She bowed her head and sobbed as the light turned to green again.
Title: Midnight Showing
Author: Geonn
Pairing: Sam/Teal'c if you want to see it
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Note: None
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Challenge #7 Rocky Horror Picture Show
Sam stared straight ahead. If she didn't, the tears in her eyes would obscure the road.
"I appreciate you taking me, Colonel Carter."
"Mm-hmm," she said. She looked out the side window rather than looking over at him. "N-No sweat, Teal'c."
"I was told it was a one-night-only showing."
"Totally understand." Sam finally looked at Teal'c. He wore fishnet stockings, a corset and a fuzzy black wig. His lips were painted bright red and he was looking at her with a totally straight face.
"I am, after all, a sweet transvestite."
Sam laughed so hard she had to pull over.
Title: The Ringer
Author: Geonn
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Beachhead, Flesh and Blood
Warnings: None
Note: None
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Challenge #8 Items Starting with B
Vala wondered why the games stopped as soon as Sam came back to the base. Before, they'd been practically daily. But as soon as Sam admitted she was back for good, the gym became unused, a distant memory.
When Vala returned a year later, she challenged the rest of SG-1 to a game. And that's when she realized; Samantha Carter, in her sweat-soaked Air Force shirt, little sports bra and baggy blue shorts, was unstoppable on the court.
As Sam sank another basket, Vala gasped, "I can see why nobody wanted to play you."
Sam smiled and stole the ball.
Title: Prodigy
Author: Geonn
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Note:None
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Challenge #9 Jacob
He looks up from his newspaper and idly wonders where she got to. She'd been buzzing around his head for fifteen minutes and had suddenly... "Hey!" he says when he spots her at his desk. "Get down from there. That's important stuff."
"Sorry, Daddy," Samantha says.
He lifts her off his chair and looks at the Crayola scribbles all over his checkbook. He sighed and gathered it up... and noticed something odd about the math. He scanned the numbers and said, "Sam...?"
Sam looked up with wide eyes.
"Holy Hannah! You're two years old! How could you balance our checkbook?!"
Title: Pick Your Battles
Author: Geonn
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Spoilers: Villains before Season 5.
Warnings: None
Note: None
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Challenge #10 Fruit
"It's a fruit."
"Sorry, Sam. Vegetable."
"Daniel, a tomato is the ovary of a flowering plant. It holds the seeds. Therefore, it's a fruit."
"It's not sweet enough to be a fruit!" Daniel said. "Trust me, Sam, you'd know this if you baked--"
"Excuse me?!"
"--but a tomato is classified as a vegetable because of how it's used in cooking. Now..."
"Botanically speaking..." Sam said.
Daniel interrupted, "To the culinary world..."
Jack had had enough. "Hey! The Goa'uld are knocking on our doorstep, the Replicators are coming and this is what you guys argue about during The Simpsons?!"
Title: Miracle Beans
Author: Geonn
Pairing: OT4
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Note: I owe this drabble to Ron White's "You Can't Fix Stupid" special on Comedy Central.
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Challenge #11 Free Week - Chocolate again!
Jack paused in the clearing and spit to one side. "Attractive, sir," Sam said.
"Sorry, Carter. Daniel, do you taste..."
"Thank God," Daniel sighed. "I thought it was just me."
"As did I."
"What's wrong, guys?"
"Well, Carter, uh... it seems our saliva tastes like chocolate."
Sam's eyes widened.
"Must've been those beans we ate at camp. It's making all our bodily fluids taste like chocolate."
Sam's eyes immediately went below the belt.
"Carter?"
"Well, sir," Sam said, looking at the three virile men standing around her. "We should confirm it's all bodily fluids. And what woman doesn't like chocolate...?"